billytea in Firefly, not spoilery:
I have it on good authority that Jayne's favourite position is man on top, woman in magazine.
Prepare to uncouple -- uncouple.
Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
DXMachina - Oct 31, 2002 8:42:44 am PST #634 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Anne W. - Oct 31, 2002 8:42:51 am PST #635 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Billytea, in Natter:
the whole real life thing has meant that my teenage goal of someday winning a Nobel Prize has now been downgraded to not making the Darwin Awards when I go.
DXMachina - Oct 31, 2002 8:44:53 am PST #636 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Wow, four straight for billytea. That's gotta be a record.
billytea - Oct 31, 2002 8:46:38 am PST #637 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Wow, four straight for billytea. That's gotta be a record.
Well, we got onto the subject of my death. Comedy gold, baby.
Steph L. - Oct 31, 2002 10:01:51 am PST #638 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Nattery Nutty:
I have a Pez Batman.
He is very cool, although generally speaking I don't envision Batman as a guy who goes around barfing purple squares of sugar on his enemies. Minor detail.
Holli - Oct 31, 2002 1:45:04 pm PST #639 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
Allyson 'fesses up:
I'm obsessed with the footprints story.
Dana - Oct 31, 2002 1:58:13 pm PST #640 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
billytea, in Natter:
FLASH! AA-AAAH!! SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!!
Er. Sorry. My Aussie music CD has finished and I'm now listening to some Queen. It's hard to remain uninvolved.
Sorry.
Jess M. - Oct 31, 2002 2:21:39 pm PST #641 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse
Nutty, in Angel (not spoilery):
Also, why attribute to illness what can be explained by being funnylooking?
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 31, 2002 3:01:33 pm PST #642 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Nutty, contextless, because this line cracks me up:
So, he's not gay, but he might be Dracula.
Betsy HP - Oct 31, 2002 4:47:12 pm PST #643 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Allyson: Yeah. I need a pregnancy test commercial wherein a chick sits in a crumpled heap on the bathroom floor, and her best girlfriend to start screaming, "IT'S NEGATIVE!!!! YAY!!!!! C'MON, I'LL BUY YOU A SHOT OF JIM BEAM!!!"