Allyson: Yeah. I need a pregnancy test commercial wherein a chick sits in a crumpled heap on the bathroom floor, and her best girlfriend to start screaming, "IT'S NEGATIVE!!!! YAY!!!!! C'MON, I'LL BUY YOU A SHOT OF JIM BEAM!!!"
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy HP - Oct 31, 2002 4:47:12 pm PST #643 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Consuela - Oct 31, 2002 10:17:02 pm PST #644 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
The inimitable PMM:
Sometimes I'm glad that my superpower isn't "Leap Through Internet And Strangle With Bare Hands Until Dead".
Julie - Oct 31, 2002 10:44:53 pm PST #645 of 10000
John H in natter.. (because sometimes the truth is worth a snerk or two.)
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OK, I recently asked you guys for help with Getting Married.
I'll just warn you now I'm going to be asking advice on stuff like Buying A House and Having Children and so on soon. In the year 2019 I'll be still here, (on the lightning-fast Buffista Board, contributing to "Natter 7,000,009: President Ita, remember us?" with the display wired directly into my visual cortex, posting 1000 words a minute just by twitching a couple of muscles in my forehead, from my summer home on Mars) asking for tips on parenting teenagers.
But for now, I just want your help on grinding coffee.
Theodosia - Nov 01, 2002 4:42:41 am PST #646 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
erinaceous:
I have to give a talk to a buncha folks that like crossword puzzles. I want to look fun yet authoritative.
Theodosia - Nov 01, 2002 4:54:49 am PST #647 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
victor infante, in Firefly:
So, the "blame Firefly for Dark Angel's demise" nuts have melded with the "Mutant Enemy is evil because they killed Tara" nuts?
Man, I haven't seen lunacy organize like this since the Reform Party!
Theodosia - Nov 01, 2002 5:09:49 am PST #648 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From Nutty, in the Hollywood Gossip topic over in the Ovies Forum back on WX:
You know what I think? I think only famous people have pals.
I do not have pals. I have friends, and if they talked about me that way, they would be ex-friends, and also ex-alive.
Luckily, I am not a famous person, because I would be a famous person in jail.
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 01, 2002 6:44:42 am PST #649 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
victor:
So, the "blame Firefly for Dark Angel's demise" nuts have melded with the "Mutant Enemy is evil because they killed Tara" nuts?
Trudy:
They imagine crime?
Jessica - Nov 01, 2002 7:29:37 am PST #650 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Angel, nonspoily:
KATIE M: I think it's a Bad Idea and will End Badly if it actually happens.
CONNIE N: Well, of course it will End Badly. That's why we're watching Angel and not Friends.
Vortex - Nov 01, 2002 8:17:26 am PST #651 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Vonnie K in Firefly:
I just can't take these people seriously - other than shaking my head and mumble "bah, another case of the internet bringing the wackjobs together."
amych - Nov 01, 2002 10:58:46 am PST #652 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Betsy:men don't like to say "penis" except at the doctor.
They don't?
MiracleMan: This is utter crap. My friend Flash and I just did a whole thing over AIM along the lines of "my penis is so big it bends light and screws up whale migration patterns."
Real men don't mind saying the word "penis". Real men like to climb up to the roof and shout "PENIS!!" every chance they get, while howling at the moon and urinating on the downstairs neighbors.
Which reminds me, Aimee...we may have to move again.
"PENIS!!"