Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Dana - Oct 31, 2002 1:58:13 pm PST #640 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

billytea, in Natter:

FLASH! AA-AAAH!! SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!!

Er. Sorry. My Aussie music CD has finished and I'm now listening to some Queen. It's hard to remain uninvolved.

Sorry.


Jess M. - Oct 31, 2002 2:21:39 pm PST #641 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

Nutty, in Angel (not spoilery):

Also, why attribute to illness what can be explained by being funnylooking?


Rebecca Lizard - Oct 31, 2002 3:01:33 pm PST #642 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Nutty, contextless, because this line cracks me up:

So, he's not gay, but he might be Dracula.


Betsy HP - Oct 31, 2002 4:47:12 pm PST #643 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Allyson: Yeah. I need a pregnancy test commercial wherein a chick sits in a crumpled heap on the bathroom floor, and her best girlfriend to start screaming, "IT'S NEGATIVE!!!! YAY!!!!! C'MON, I'LL BUY YOU A SHOT OF JIM BEAM!!!"


Consuela - Oct 31, 2002 10:17:02 pm PST #644 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

The inimitable PMM:

Sometimes I'm glad that my superpower isn't "Leap Through Internet And Strangle With Bare Hands Until Dead".


Julie - Oct 31, 2002 10:44:53 pm PST #645 of 10000

John H in natter.. (because sometimes the truth is worth a snerk or two.)

----------------------------------------

OK, I recently asked you guys for help with Getting Married.

I'll just warn you now I'm going to be asking advice on stuff like Buying A House and Having Children and so on soon. In the year 2019 I'll be still here, (on the lightning-fast Buffista Board, contributing to "Natter 7,000,009: President Ita, remember us?" with the display wired directly into my visual cortex, posting 1000 words a minute just by twitching a couple of muscles in my forehead, from my summer home on Mars) asking for tips on parenting teenagers.

But for now, I just want your help on grinding coffee.


Theodosia - Nov 01, 2002 4:42:41 am PST #646 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erinaceous:

I have to give a talk to a buncha folks that like crossword puzzles. I want to look fun yet authoritative.


Theodosia - Nov 01, 2002 4:54:49 am PST #647 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

victor infante, in Firefly:

So, the "blame Firefly for Dark Angel's demise" nuts have melded with the "Mutant Enemy is evil because they killed Tara" nuts?

Man, I haven't seen lunacy organize like this since the Reform Party!


Theodosia - Nov 01, 2002 5:09:49 am PST #648 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Nutty, in the Hollywood Gossip topic over in the Ovies Forum back on WX:

You know what I think? I think only famous people have pals.

I do not have pals. I have friends, and if they talked about me that way, they would be ex-friends, and also ex-alive.

Luckily, I am not a famous person, because I would be a famous person in jail.


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 01, 2002 6:44:42 am PST #649 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

victor:

So, the "blame Firefly for Dark Angel's demise" nuts have melded with the "Mutant Enemy is evil because they killed Tara" nuts?

Trudy:

They imagine crime?