With more on Rasputin's incredible pickled member, shrift:
Rasputin's wang: $8,000
Wang buck-bang per centimeter: $280
Clicking on the close-up of Rasputin's wang just as a coworker walks into the room?
Priceless.
Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.
'Time Bomb'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Dana - Jun 15, 2004 11:22:36 am PDT #6303 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Emily - Jun 15, 2004 1:26:02 pm PDT #6304 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Rasputin's incredible pickled member, shrift
That's a terrible thing to say about a friend, Dana.
t /natter
Trudy Booth - Jun 15, 2004 7:38:19 pm PDT #6305 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Wolfram: There he goes again:
Cheney Claims al-Qaida Linked to Saddam
tommyrot: Cheney needs to be rebooted.
Steph L. - Jun 16, 2004 11:05:42 am PDT #6306 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter:
Gus: If I was a German who wanted to woo a woman, I would learn another language.
bon bon: I think German is kinda sexy. Then again, I like lots of consonants.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 16, 2004 12:29:09 pm PDT #6307 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Angel 4:
Allyson: Are you sure that wasn't spam, Kristen? Maybe that's where they're getting their ideas now. Next on FOX, Wife Swap followed by Split Her in Two with Your Huge Member . Next week, Debt Consolidation, FREE!
Topic!Cindy - Jun 16, 2004 5:12:26 pm PDT #6308 of 10000
What is even happening?
Kristen: When I was watching the finals last night I saw a commercial for a show called, "Wife Swap." And then another for something else called, "Desperate Housewives." It was somewhat disturbing to me.
Strega: Desperate Housewives is actually a drama. Well, a suburban soap or something like that. I'm already betting it gets yanked after 3 episodes.
Jessica: Is that the one with the dead narrator? It sounded like a very go-nowhere kind of premise.
Polter-Cow: Dead narrators rule.
Narrator: *AHEM*
I may not exist, but I am NOT dead.
Polter-Cow: You're probably unreliable.
Narrator: And damn proud of it.
Jessica - Jun 17, 2004 5:23:32 am PDT #6309 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Steph and Polter-Cow, on Nick Park:
Steph: I was picturing some sort of weird black-and-white movie in Swedish, with English subtitles that no one can read anyway because they're white on a black-and-white movie, where people are traumatized about pants, demonstrated by looooooooong scenes with no dialogue where the people sit around smoking filterless cigarettes and brooding.
Polter-Cow: No, no. That's The Seventh Trouser.
flea - Jun 17, 2004 6:14:01 am PDT #6310 of 10000
information libertarian
Because really, I did cackle loudly in the office, bringing two bosses to whom I could not explain sufficiently:
billytea:
Hee. I shizzolated Amazon.com. "Add to Wish list. Don't has one? We'll set one up fo' yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'?"
Pix - Jun 17, 2004 6:39:45 am PDT #6311 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
JohnSweden on the dangers of trying to keep up with conversations in Natter:
huh, got distracted by work and the conversation moved to zombies and shizzle nizzle. Never mind.
billytea - Jun 17, 2004 7:02:14 am PDT #6312 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Matt, in Bitches:
I just got a spam e-mail with the subject line
[silly] Phillipino hookers
My mind immediately responded with the catchphrase "Silly hooker, tricks are for kids!"