Porn is like Christmas morning. You always know it's coming but it still manages to surprise you when it gets here.
-Kristen in Firefly.
You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?
Cordelia ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
P.M. Marc - Oct 30, 2002 8:52:05 pm PST #625 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 30, 2002 8:58:11 pm PST #626 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
I think, Madrigal, but I'm not sure:
Once again, all roads lead back to Joss' anger at not getting laid in high school.
victor:
Really, this is the source of most contemporary art. Except we like to call it "post-Modernism".
Jessica - Oct 30, 2002 9:06:11 pm PST #627 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
From Buffy:
ALLYSON: No way! No one buttered that cross. He was like a scrambled egg on a barbecue grill. That cross will have to be soaked in detergent for like, DAYS to get the seered Spike skin off it.
PMM: That's what Dawn is for.
Allyson - Oct 30, 2002 9:32:14 pm PST #628 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think, Madrigal, but I'm not sure:
Twas me.
P.M. Marc - Oct 30, 2002 10:43:01 pm PST #629 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
What could possibly have enough HoYay! to require Due South as a preparatory step? I've got gay porn that doesn't sell the pairing that convincingly.
Matt in Firefly
Theodosia - Oct 31, 2002 8:23:23 am PST #630 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
PM beat me with that quote. OK, by about 10 hours, but I really was just headed here to deposit it.
DXMachina - Oct 31, 2002 8:26:59 am PST #631 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Jess PMoon -
I forgot to mention that among Solitary Eclectic Buffista Witches, "Spiffy Samhain" is the only acceptable phrasing.
Jessica - Oct 31, 2002 8:29:43 am PST #632 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Billytea, in Natter
I don't believe in an afterlife, but if there is one, I hope it includes lots of travel.
§ ita § - Oct 31, 2002 8:38:46 am PST #633 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Billytea, in Bitches:
Female Buffista: "Mmmmm, yeah baby."
Hairdresser: [Freezes, shattered] "You're thinking about him again, aren't you?!"
DXMachina - Oct 31, 2002 8:42:44 am PST #634 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
billytea in Firefly, not spoilery:
I have it on good authority that Jayne's favourite position is man on top, woman in magazine.