Say! look at you! You look just like me! We're very pretty.

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


P.M. Marc - Oct 30, 2002 10:43:01 pm PST #629 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

What could possibly have enough HoYay! to require Due South as a preparatory step? I've got gay porn that doesn't sell the pairing that convincingly.

Matt in Firefly


Theodosia - Oct 31, 2002 8:23:23 am PST #630 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

PM beat me with that quote. OK, by about 10 hours, but I really was just headed here to deposit it.


DXMachina - Oct 31, 2002 8:26:59 am PST #631 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Jess PMoon -

I forgot to mention that among Solitary Eclectic Buffista Witches, "Spiffy Samhain" is the only acceptable phrasing.


Jessica - Oct 31, 2002 8:29:43 am PST #632 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Billytea, in Natter

I don't believe in an afterlife, but if there is one, I hope it includes lots of travel.


§ ita § - Oct 31, 2002 8:38:46 am PST #633 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Billytea, in Bitches:

Female Buffista: "Mmmmm, yeah baby."
Hairdresser: [Freezes, shattered] "You're thinking about him again, aren't you?!"


DXMachina - Oct 31, 2002 8:42:44 am PST #634 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

billytea in Firefly, not spoilery:

I have it on good authority that Jayne's favourite position is man on top, woman in magazine.


Anne W. - Oct 31, 2002 8:42:51 am PST #635 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Billytea, in Natter:

the whole real life thing has meant that my teenage goal of someday winning a Nobel Prize has now been downgraded to not making the Darwin Awards when I go.


DXMachina - Oct 31, 2002 8:44:53 am PST #636 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Wow, four straight for billytea. That's gotta be a record.


billytea - Oct 31, 2002 8:46:38 am PST #637 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wow, four straight for billytea. That's gotta be a record.

Well, we got onto the subject of my death. Comedy gold, baby.


Steph L. - Oct 31, 2002 10:01:51 am PST #638 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Nattery Nutty:

I have a Pez Batman.

He is very cool, although generally speaking I don't envision Batman as a guy who goes around barfing purple squares of sugar on his enemies. Minor detail.