'Trash'
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Natter
Gloomcookie: peeks into thread from behind Trudy's skirt
billytea: Awww, so cute! And you misspelled 'under'.
GC: Trudes was protecting me from the scary numbers.
billytea: Is that what she told you? Well, she's nothing if not inventive. "Solar eclipse! Quick, you'll be safe under my skirt."
hayden:
Let's have the people see the evil they've sort-of elected without [the] gibbering man-boy's aw-shucks-I'm-just-folks face.
On Natter
Aurelia: I may not completely comprehend the math, but it makes more sense to me than comic book heroes I've never heard of and chicken fucking.
Trudy, no context needed in Bitches, although the preceding context includes large hands and ball-gags:
Penn had a thing with a girlfriend of mine.
Or was it Teller? The one who talks.
DavidS, In Natter:
[Showed?] Emmett a quadratic equation yesterday. He wanted to know the hardest kind of math, and when I said, "It's so hard they don't even use numbers. They just write about it." he stared at me blankly and said, "No really." So I showed him quadratic equations.
Tonight however was more notable because he jumped up unexpectedly from watching cartoons and eating Mango sorbet and said, "I need to read RIGHT NOW! Give me some Roald Dahl!"
"Roald Dahl, STAT!" I yell.
JZ tosses me Charlie and the Chocolate Factory which Emmett proceeds to read for the next hour and a half until I pry him away to put him into the tub.
Emmett: Paving the way for all Buffista children.
I am so not here, but BWAH!
Aimee in Bitches:
t wanders in, bored as all hell.
My breasts have gotten so large that soon, they will have their own gravitational pull and the pets will start rotating around my chest.
t wanders out
CaBil: Anyone read "The Wisdom of Crowds" yet?
ita: When is a group of individuals a crowd, and when is it a mob?
JohnSweden: If there are torches and pitchforks, then mob.
ita: You're very optimistic about their frequency.
But then again, on the internet, no one can see your pitchfork.
DXMachina
I'm watching the F2F video. Hil just explained the rules to strip dreidel...
Hil R.
You got that on video?
Now I'm wondering what else is on that video, because I really don't remember the camera being on then.
DebetEsse
Strip Dreidel may, conceptually, be my favorite game with a "Strip" variety. There's something deeply wrong (in the good way) with the whole idea.
Polter-Cow
Dreidel dreidel dreidel
I made you out of clay
Dreidel dreidel dreidel
I'll see some boobs today
F2F:
Hil: I'm getting a bit worried that I'm able to identify at least half the pictures labelled "someone's arm."
In the F2F thread, riffing on turning the pope-mobile into a grope-mobile, Billytea hits it out of the park:
Though bear in mind, you'll be driving around under glass in LA, and can expect major dessication. It didn't do the Pope any favours. Before he got that little car, he looked like Justin Timberlake.