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Deena - May 31, 2004 9:36:25 pm PDT #6222 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

In the F2F thread, riffing on turning the pope-mobile into a grope-mobile, Billytea hits it out of the park:

Though bear in mind, you'll be driving around under glass in LA, and can expect major dessication. It didn't do the Pope any favours. Before he got that little car, he looked like Justin Timberlake.

Topic!Cindy - Jun 01, 2004 1:01:28 am PDT #6223 of 10000
What is even happening?

(In Minearverse, Haiku turns to Limerick)

smonster:

there once was a girl by the falls
who listened to strange tchotchke's calls
her best friend served drinks
flamingos are pink
the bartender? i think my bunk calls.

Theodosia - Jun 01, 2004 3:05:17 am PDT #6224 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Talking about unspoiled possible plot developments for Smallville next year:

victor infante:

Still, among the many old Superboy tropes I wish they would drag out, I very much want them to hit the one where Lana Lang is turned into a super heroine called "the Insect Queen," complete with turning into sort of a human-sized centaur bumblebee.

I'd watch it.
Holli :
Me too! Also, the one where he gets turned into a girl.

victor infante:

How would we tell the difference?

ita:

Lex loses interest.

Jon B. - Jun 01, 2004 3:23:13 am PDT #6225 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Unknown Buffista was Superboy Scholar Victor.

Trudy Booth - Jun 01, 2004 6:04:55 am PDT #6226 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

t pictures Victor in a cape alongside a flying dog

Did Super Boy have a dog?

DXMachina - Jun 01, 2004 6:13:27 am PDT #6227 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Superboy's dog was Krypto, the superdog. t /natter

CaBil - Jun 01, 2004 6:15:03 am PDT #6228 of 10000
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

Which thread was this in. I have some disturbing news for it?

victor infante - Jun 01, 2004 6:15:46 am PDT #6229 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Did Super Boy have a dog?

Krypto, the canine of steel--last surviving dog of Krypton.

No. Seriously.

victor infante - Jun 01, 2004 6:16:49 am PDT #6230 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

CaBil--it's over in Box Set, the Smallville, et al. thread.

Trudy Booth - Jun 01, 2004 10:33:18 am PDT #6231 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

billytea: You know what's wrong? In the supermarket the other day I saw a magazine with a single Olsen twin on the cover, saying that they can't keep making teen movies forever. Now, while I'm fully on board with the viewpoint that says Mary Kate has just been dragging Ashley down for years, I don't think America is ready for them to individuate.

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