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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Betsy HP - Oct 30, 2002 3:55:14 pm PST #621 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Hil R: I just saw a poster trying to recruit "outgoing young women" as football recruitment hostesses, AKA Bayou Belles. The whole "recruitment hostess" thing bugs me.

Jesse: You know, a friend of mine from high school did that informally when she was in college. I just thought she was slutty.

Java cat - Oct 30, 2002 7:28:42 pm PST #622 of 10000

Not javachik

Dana in Natter:

Mmm. Doughnuts. I could totally go for a doughnut. Or the still-beating heart of my idiot coworker.

Java cat - Oct 30, 2002 7:42:56 pm PST #623 of 10000

Not javachik

Rob, natter:

And I was surprised that Bauer killed the feebs' witness

Not only killed him, but apparently planned to cut off his head with a hacksaw.

Every time I do that at work I get scolded.

Java cat - Oct 30, 2002 8:02:58 pm PST #624 of 10000

Not javachik

Miracleman, natter:

[edit: I mean, I'd still be willing to, just...you know...feh. Writing good not when words make sense no.]

P.M. Marc - Oct 30, 2002 8:52:05 pm PST #625 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Porn is like Christmas morning. You always know it's coming but it still manages to surprise you when it gets here.

-Kristen in Firefly.

Rebecca Lizard - Oct 30, 2002 8:58:11 pm PST #626 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I think, Madrigal, but I'm not sure:

Once again, all roads lead back to Joss' anger at not getting laid in high school.

victor:

Really, this is the source of most contemporary art. Except we like to call it "post-Modernism".

Jessica - Oct 30, 2002 9:06:11 pm PST #627 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From Buffy:

ALLYSON: No way! No one buttered that cross. He was like a scrambled egg on a barbecue grill. That cross will have to be soaked in detergent for like, DAYS to get the seered Spike skin off it.

PMM: That's what Dawn is for.

Allyson - Oct 30, 2002 9:32:14 pm PST #628 of 10000

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think, Madrigal, but I'm not sure:

Twas me.

P.M. Marc - Oct 30, 2002 10:43:01 pm PST #629 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

What could possibly have enough HoYay! to require Due South as a preparatory step? I've got gay porn that doesn't sell the pairing that convincingly.

Matt in Firefly

Theodosia - Oct 31, 2002 8:23:23 am PST #630 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

PM beat me with that quote. OK, by about 10 hours, but I really was just headed here to deposit it.

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