PMM in Smallville:
Time heals all wounds that are neither sucking nor chest.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Oct 30, 2002 9:28:15 am PST #609 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nilly - Oct 30, 2002 9:36:24 am PST #610 of 10000
Swouncing
From Natter:
Steph L: I have 4 rooms and a nomadic roach population.
Aimée: Do they use ants to move their stuff from room to room?
Steph L: I strongly suspect so.
Aimée: I think our ants use the dog. They tempt him with treats.
Jessica - Oct 30, 2002 10:00:20 am PST #611 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Context is for wimps.
JON B: I liked the blood, but I respect your concerns.
DavidS - Oct 30, 2002 10:07:19 am PST #612 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Shrift in Firefly:
Okay, ita is the third Death Star that was never built because leaning on her too hard will probably make her "accidentally" break your nose, and she'd shishkabob the Ewoks, and "Death Star" is too cool a name to waste on shoddy empire contract work.
Betsy HP - Oct 30, 2002 10:12:22 am PST #613 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Noumenon in Firefly:
OH MY GOD! ita is a moon on one of Tim Minear's shows! She's DOOMED! This is gonna be worse than Alderaan!
(this should be the prefix to the above.)
Nilly - Oct 30, 2002 10:15:18 am PST #614 of 10000
Swouncing
And to make it a trilogy, right after Hec's quote:
DXMachina: That's what happens when you always go with the low bidder.
Madrigal Costello: I can just see all those Imperial workers slacking off, spending their days nattering online about whatever passed for Buffy in their day, since it was a very long time ago, I suspect they had a primitive version of the show.
P.M. Marc - Oct 30, 2002 10:16:26 am PST #615 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
And MM with the follow up...
Something like "B'oofah the Jedi Slayer".
And the nattering would be something like. "I can't believe Jo'ss is having B'oofah sleep with that soulless Jedi. That's so lame. What about Anjell? B'oofahnAnjell4rceEvah!!!!11!!!!"
Betsy HP - Oct 30, 2002 10:58:44 am PST #616 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
The more I think about it, the more I think we need the whole thing.
Ling Mao: ita, you rock!
PMM: she's not a rock, she's a moon!
Miracleman: That's no moon...that's a space station!
Sorry. Sorry. Geek reflex. Sorry.
shrift: But ita is so the Death Star!
Madrigal Costello:
Which one? The first one which blew up if someone just leaned on it too hard, or the second that was capable of mass destruction even with a big piece missing, and required the death of several ewoks to destroy?
[edited for attributions]
Nilly - Oct 30, 2002 11:00:38 am PST #617 of 10000
Swouncing
Betsy, the first one of your '??'s was Ling Mao (well, specifically in this case - pretty much any of us said it one time or other or constantly), and the second was PMM.
And, again, from "Firefly", without the context:
Theodosia: I was onboard with Betsy for the Hyena Train.
Betsy Hanes Perry: This is the Hyena Laughter train, not the Hyena Sex train, right?
checks ticket nervously
Betsy HP - Oct 30, 2002 12:49:58 pm PST #618 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Aimee: No! Never! See, one of my "things" is I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE animal person.
Billytea: Then rhino's definitely the way to go. You'll have to promise to clean up after it, though. Trust me on this - there's a reason "I'll clean up after your pet rhino" never makes it into the wedding vows. Some things are just too far above and beyond the call.