Allyson, about Angel's constant reinvention:
Vampire broods, cracks a weak smile, gets heart ripped out, flips the fuck out, learns the true meaning of christmas, rinse, repeat.
Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Sue - Apr 18, 2004 4:13:19 am PDT #5969 of 10000
hip deep in pie
DXMachina - Apr 18, 2004 7:40:27 am PDT #5970 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter, I pitch it, and ita knocks it out of the park...
ita: Wow. Just heard that a cousin found out her fiancé was otherwise engaged. Like, engaged to get married next week. Perhaps he intended to be divorced from his 2004 bride in time to marry my cousin next May. No one's sure.
Why do people do things like that?
DX: Short-term memory loss?
ita: He'll be lucky if that's all that's lost.
Nilly - Apr 18, 2004 10:11:38 am PDT #5971 of 10000
Swouncing
Yet another "makes perfect sense for Buffistas, less so for the rest of the universe", from Natter:
DXMachina: Bob pre-dates Batman, carrot-wise, anyway.
Katie M - Apr 18, 2004 6:04:59 pm PDT #5972 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Natter:
ita:
which now works, thanks to a D-link card -- the Linksys just didn't have enough granularity of settings, so I never managed to make it work with the same brand of hub
msbelle:
you misspelled blah blah blah blah blah.
JenP - Apr 18, 2004 8:22:55 pm PDT #5973 of 10000
Kiba Rika in Minearverse:
Give me Rainbow Brite, Captain N, something *magical* for goodness sake. If I want real life, I'll go live.
Trudy Booth - Apr 19, 2004 5:55:06 am PDT #5974 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: she won't ask questions when she doesn't understand something, because she thinks that makes her look stupid.
Astarte: Stupider than expecting a psychic connection between computer and printer?
Deena - Apr 19, 2004 10:21:10 am PDT #5975 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Bitch solidarity:
Beverly:
Dear Deena's Doctor,
Please stop being a poopyhead, or we will come to your house, shave your cat, and teach your puppy to open the refrigerator. Thanks.
Sincerely,
The Bitches
beth b:
If i go smack your doctor with a clue stick - you are allowed to tell her the pain is all in her head.
eta the Empress' two cents (Imperial) to it:
Hey! Deena's doctor! YOU ARE AN EFFER!!
I hope yer boobs fall off.
And land on your head.
Trudy Booth - Apr 19, 2004 11:56:08 am PDT #5976 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jesse: It wouldn't surprise me if Lush stuff smelled like food to an ant -- it's a lot of natural food-type ingredients, right?
DXMachina: Heh.
Head ant: C'mon you guys. I can smell it. It's just over that rise of porcelain there.
Drone: Ummm, apples. I'm soooo hungry.
Head ant: None of that now, we need to bring this back to the colony.
Drone; Aww, just a lick... Ewww. It tastes like soap.
billytea - Apr 19, 2004 3:58:37 pm PDT #5977 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
ND, in Bitches:
I love the word spork. I'm so glad it won out over foon.
flea - Apr 20, 2004 5:52:05 am PDT #5978 of 10000
information libertarian
Jessica: This is true for all the left-hand threads (except Press and Beep Me, natch), and definitely deserves to be mentioned.
Many posts later….
Nutty: Call me a dummy but -- aren't they right-hand threads? That is where they show up on my screen.
Oh my god, is my screen backwards??
DX: It's their other left hand.
Deena: It's the board's left, when it's looking out at you.
Jessica: Um, yeah. Those threads. On the side. That one.--->
Aurelia: Stage left.