See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Calli - Apr 14, 2004 10:58:08 am PDT #5946 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Natter:

Lilty Cash: I want to write a book called "Zen and the Art of Database Maintenance: There is No Maintenance, only ZOUL".


Rebecca Lizard - Apr 14, 2004 2:18:41 pm PDT #5947 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

How sweet of Tim.

In a completely different direction, here's askye in, um, you know.

Way back on a SV mailing list I saw a post of someone's "great" story idea for Lex and Clark and how they could be together (and I assume with kids), her idea was:

Lex has his head cut off and reattached to a woman's body. That way Clark and Lex can have a normal relationship.


Kate P. - Apr 14, 2004 6:42:43 pm PDT #5948 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

oh.my.god. (re: above post)

Rebecca Lizard in F2F:

Still, it doesn't matter, because the four-person rate has nothing to do with me because I'm not telling them four of us instead of two are going to be in the room on Saturday. I don't feel bad about that at all, either; I figure, when I went to Chicago with my mother and one of the women in the room right next to us brought a guy back to her room late one night and they had loud sex interspersed with loud sexy banter (the walls were very thin) until early morning-- I figure, you know, she didn't pay extra because she brought a guest back to the room one night, and in the extremely unlikely event that a hotel employee notices we suddenly have four people in our room instead of two I will easily and simply explain it by having sex with meara.


Rebecca Lizard - Apr 14, 2004 7:36:47 pm PDT #5949 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

t tosses hair

t beams


Beverly - Apr 15, 2004 6:18:15 am PDT #5950 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Nilly in Firefly: I don't think I can go on enough (behold the irony) about...


Nilly - Apr 15, 2004 8:32:56 am PDT #5951 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

Gudanov : Perhaps the first wasabi brick crosspost ever.

Because it made perfect sense in context.


Tom Scola - Apr 15, 2004 11:55:05 am PDT #5952 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Plei, in Jossverse, no context:

I see your 4eVa! and raise you a !!!1!


Kathy A - Apr 15, 2004 12:28:00 pm PDT #5953 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Aimee in Natter (responding to tommyrot's very succinct point):

So the whole Lilith thing came about because Genesis lacked a good editor?

See? In 5000 years, generations are going be completely confused because Anne Rice suffered from the same thing.

edited to add attribution!


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2004 1:40:51 pm PDT #5954 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

forgot to get the name of the poster being quoted

Me! Yipee!

(I seem to get a lot of "straight lines" in COMM)


Astarte - Apr 15, 2004 2:06:04 pm PDT #5955 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Never underestimate the importance of the straight man in the joke.

Works on several levels, that.