Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Kate P. - Apr 14, 2004 6:42:43 pm PDT #5948 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

oh.my.god. (re: above post)

Rebecca Lizard in F2F:

Still, it doesn't matter, because the four-person rate has nothing to do with me because I'm not telling them four of us instead of two are going to be in the room on Saturday. I don't feel bad about that at all, either; I figure, when I went to Chicago with my mother and one of the women in the room right next to us brought a guy back to her room late one night and they had loud sex interspersed with loud sexy banter (the walls were very thin) until early morning-- I figure, you know, she didn't pay extra because she brought a guest back to the room one night, and in the extremely unlikely event that a hotel employee notices we suddenly have four people in our room instead of two I will easily and simply explain it by having sex with meara.


Rebecca Lizard - Apr 14, 2004 7:36:47 pm PDT #5949 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

t tosses hair

t beams


Beverly - Apr 15, 2004 6:18:15 am PDT #5950 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Nilly in Firefly: I don't think I can go on enough (behold the irony) about...


Nilly - Apr 15, 2004 8:32:56 am PDT #5951 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

Gudanov : Perhaps the first wasabi brick crosspost ever.

Because it made perfect sense in context.


Tom Scola - Apr 15, 2004 11:55:05 am PDT #5952 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Plei, in Jossverse, no context:

I see your 4eVa! and raise you a !!!1!


Kathy A - Apr 15, 2004 12:28:00 pm PDT #5953 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Aimee in Natter (responding to tommyrot's very succinct point):

So the whole Lilith thing came about because Genesis lacked a good editor?

See? In 5000 years, generations are going be completely confused because Anne Rice suffered from the same thing.

edited to add attribution!


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2004 1:40:51 pm PDT #5954 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

forgot to get the name of the poster being quoted

Me! Yipee!

(I seem to get a lot of "straight lines" in COMM)


Astarte - Apr 15, 2004 2:06:04 pm PDT #5955 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Never underestimate the importance of the straight man in the joke.

Works on several levels, that.


Aims - Apr 15, 2004 3:30:00 pm PDT #5956 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Gus, in Natter, who truly gets it one.

There you go. The thing is called "whisky" after all, which is a foine true-Gaelic wrod, originated by the residents of the Green Land, without the interference of these Myellsian bastids.

There are ten people in the States who will decipher that last. Two are on-line. Welcome to the Buffistas.


Deena - Apr 15, 2004 6:24:53 pm PDT #5957 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Billytea, adding his 2 cents (AUS) to the discussion of fat babies:

My parents called me a weebl. Whenever you pushed me over I'd roll back upright, beaming the whole time.

Ok, they called me properly "You know those round-bottomed toys you can't push over?", but if I were English they'd have called me a weebl. Instead I was a wee Bill.