Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Tom Scola - Apr 15, 2004 11:55:05 am PDT #5952 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Plei, in Jossverse, no context:

I see your 4eVa! and raise you a !!!1!


Kathy A - Apr 15, 2004 12:28:00 pm PDT #5953 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Aimee in Natter (responding to tommyrot's very succinct point):

So the whole Lilith thing came about because Genesis lacked a good editor?

See? In 5000 years, generations are going be completely confused because Anne Rice suffered from the same thing.

edited to add attribution!


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2004 1:40:51 pm PDT #5954 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

forgot to get the name of the poster being quoted

Me! Yipee!

(I seem to get a lot of "straight lines" in COMM)


Astarte - Apr 15, 2004 2:06:04 pm PDT #5955 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Never underestimate the importance of the straight man in the joke.

Works on several levels, that.


Aims - Apr 15, 2004 3:30:00 pm PDT #5956 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Gus, in Natter, who truly gets it one.

There you go. The thing is called "whisky" after all, which is a foine true-Gaelic wrod, originated by the residents of the Green Land, without the interference of these Myellsian bastids.

There are ten people in the States who will decipher that last. Two are on-line. Welcome to the Buffistas.


Deena - Apr 15, 2004 6:24:53 pm PDT #5957 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Billytea, adding his 2 cents (AUS) to the discussion of fat babies:

My parents called me a weebl. Whenever you pushed me over I'd roll back upright, beaming the whole time.

Ok, they called me properly "You know those round-bottomed toys you can't push over?", but if I were English they'd have called me a weebl. Instead I was a wee Bill.


Fred Pete - Apr 16, 2004 7:50:08 am PDT #5958 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Sequitur? Who needs sequitur in Natter?

Vortex: I believe the answer to this question is "What's in it for me?"

ND: I am eating Coffee Cake. Yum.


Pix - Apr 16, 2004 9:35:40 am PDT #5959 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

Gus in "Firefly":

For the record, the forms of the word Nilly seem to be Nilly, Nilly'd, Nillyer, Nillyest, Nillying, Nillyist, Nillyfied, and the rare, possibly extinct Nillyator.

You will see these, willy-nilly.


JenP - Apr 16, 2004 10:47:23 am PDT #5960 of 10000

COMMing this post from Ginger ...

Thanks, Tina, for Nillying Nilly's Nilly.

Because of what DavidS said,

What a great sentence. It looks nonsensical, but as is generally the case among the Buffista, it is not.

and just because it made me smile.


Beverly - Apr 16, 2004 12:14:18 pm PDT #5961 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Daniel in Bitches: It felt good being lavendar for a minute. But then this board brings that out in a guy.