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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Kat in the Minear and Crafts thread:
At my yarn store today, I was talking to the owner. I mentioned Lori and she said, "Oh you're a lesbian! I've always wanted a lesbian friend" which was endearing at the time and is still cute. Then she said, "Wow. you're so trendy. You're a lesbian. You knit. You have pink hair."
I said, "Yep. And I occasionally do yoga too."
That's me, Ms. Hipster.
I liked Plei's follow-up retort:
Excuse me, but don't you mean Mrs. Hipster?
In F2F:
JohnSweden:
How crazy are we talking here? Axe-murdering crazy or wearing ND's underpants on your head crazy?
NoiseDesign:
I'm planning on wearing kilts pretty much all weekend. You fill in the blanks on the veracity of the above statement.
Liese:
This being the case, who could actually prove the above statement to be false?
Which is to say, if the putative underpants to be worn on the putative heads are putatively non-existent, then who could prove that one was not putatively wearing the putatively non-existent object on one's head, the condition of which would be then fucking great.
erika: Ok, I'll ask not-a-celebrity writer guy...what was the word I was looking for? Cause dedication's about work and attentive sounds like you and b.org need to get a room.
Tim: don't ask me what word YOU'RE looking for, erikaj. I can hardly ever find the one I was looking for. The next time I have a script due I'm gonna toss a Webster's Dictionary on the studio's desk and say, "it's in there somewhere."
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ErOs: The WB is smart enough to know a great and intelligent show when they see one.
ita: Do you get the same WB I do, Er0s?
In Natter:
ita ::wiggles pinkie at Shawn::
bon bon runs from lethal digit
Kat: I admit it. I'm a yarn ho.
KristinT: picturing pimp daddy covered in brightly-colored knit-wear, a big cross-stich hoop around his neck, a bobbin on his index finger, and a curved crochet needle through one ear
Erika in Bitches: I have avoided crazy family bullshit for one year. (Well, uh, unless Mom and I have "Clash of The Titans" again. This Easter, all the homicidal urges will be focused at the TV, as God intended.)
Curses on you, wee Ginger.
Aw, you guys...
Damn it! This is what happens when I do a cat food run; others COMM my internet wife's cool quotes.