Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Kate P. - Apr 10, 2004 12:37:41 pm PDT #5910 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In F2F:

JohnSweden:

How crazy are we talking here? Axe-murdering crazy or wearing ND's underpants on your head crazy?

NoiseDesign:

I'm planning on wearing kilts pretty much all weekend. You fill in the blanks on the veracity of the above statement.

Liese:

This being the case, who could actually prove the above statement to be false?

Which is to say, if the putative underpants to be worn on the putative heads are putatively non-existent, then who could prove that one was not putatively wearing the putatively non-existent object on one's head, the condition of which would be then fucking great.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 10, 2004 1:57:11 pm PDT #5911 of 10000
What is even happening?

erika: Ok, I'll ask not-a-celebrity writer guy...what was the word I was looking for? Cause dedication's about work and attentive sounds like you and b.org need to get a room.

Tim: don't ask me what word YOU'RE looking for, erikaj. I can hardly ever find the one I was looking for. The next time I have a script due I'm gonna toss a Webster's Dictionary on the studio's desk and say, "it's in there somewhere."

...

ErOs: The WB is smart enough to know a great and intelligent show when they see one.

ita: Do you get the same WB I do, Er0s?


Pix - Apr 10, 2004 6:31:16 pm PDT #5912 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

In Natter:

ita ::wiggles pinkie at Shawn::

bon bon runs from lethal digit


Trudy Booth - Apr 11, 2004 7:31:19 am PDT #5913 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kat: I admit it. I'm a yarn ho.

KristinT: picturing pimp daddy covered in brightly-colored knit-wear, a big cross-stich hoop around his neck, a bobbin on his index finger, and a curved crochet needle through one ear


Ginger - Apr 11, 2004 12:43:55 pm PDT #5914 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Erika in Bitches: I have avoided crazy family bullshit for one year. (Well, uh, unless Mom and I have "Clash of The Titans" again. This Easter, all the homicidal urges will be focused at the TV, as God intended.)


Astarte - Apr 11, 2004 12:49:01 pm PDT #5915 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Curses on you, wee Ginger.


erikaj - Apr 11, 2004 1:01:53 pm PDT #5916 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Aw, you guys...


deborah grabien - Apr 11, 2004 1:54:33 pm PDT #5917 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Damn it! This is what happens when I do a cat food run; others COMM my internet wife's cool quotes.


Theodosia - Apr 11, 2004 4:57:23 pm PDT #5918 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

A demonstration of why I love Buffistas so very much:

Ginger:

I like capers too, but when cleaning out the refrigerator, I'm always faced with the age-old question: can capers go bad? A jar lasts me a looong time. I'm also still trying to answer the questions "Does catsup go bad?" and "Is it safer to open the mysterious tupperware container in the back or to just leave it there?"

tommyrot:

In 6th grade I did a science experiment that involved cooking up some Knox (unflavored Jello) and putting it in a container with plastic on it so bacteria could grow on it. I set my experiment on a shelf (so bacteria could grow at room temperature)... and forgot about it.

The last day of school our teacher made us clean stuff. Someone else discovered my Knox experiment. They removed the plastic. Everyone in the area was horrified by the smell.

I was nowhere near. In fact, I was off by myself, laughing my ass off.

I was an evil boy, I tells ya.

Gus:

If Sir Alexander Fleming had had this attitude, penicillin would still be a mystery to us. (Oooh! Alt-history plot bunny!)

Of course, if Tupperware and 'fridges had been around in the 19th century...

P.M. Marcontell:

I'm also still trying to answer the questions "Does catsup go bad?"

No, because it starts that way.

tommyrot:

If television had been around during the Spanish Inquisition, there would have been some interesting reality programs.


Trudy Booth - Apr 12, 2004 6:01:37 am PDT #5919 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Matt the Bruins Fan: This is like the home of my fireman friend in Mississippi, which is effectively a hunting lodge waaaaaaaay deep in the woods by a lake. I swear I hear that "pha-pha-pha" score from Friday the 13th every time I drive over there.

billytea: Matt, get yourself some new driving music. Seriously.