Fruitcake, and meatloaf and corned beef and cabbage
There's a "My Favorite Things" filk waiting to be written.
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Jon B. - Apr 09, 2004 8:02:52 pm PDT #5905 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Am-Chau Yarkona - Apr 09, 2004 11:09:12 pm PDT #5906 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
There's a "My Favorite Things" filk waiting to be written.
Looks like a Sound of Music/Oliver! crossover to me.
Hil R. - Apr 10, 2004 5:55:43 am PDT #5907 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Typo Boy in Natter:
And talking of food - just had a very fun sedar. The hostess decided that Elijah was probably sick of all the wine and put out a glass of whiskey for him instead. Shortly after midnight, she saw that he still hadn't touched any, and gulped it down. "You had your chance, sucker" she proclaimed.
Ginger - Apr 10, 2004 11:08:55 am PDT #5908 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Kat in the Minear and Crafts thread:
At my yarn store today, I was talking to the owner. I mentioned Lori and she said, "Oh you're a lesbian! I've always wanted a lesbian friend" which was endearing at the time and is still cute. Then she said, "Wow. you're so trendy. You're a lesbian. You knit. You have pink hair."
I said, "Yep. And I occasionally do yoga too."
That's me, Ms. Hipster.
Jon B. - Apr 10, 2004 11:52:17 am PDT #5909 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
I liked Plei's follow-up retort:
Excuse me, but don't you mean Mrs. Hipster?
Kate P. - Apr 10, 2004 12:37:41 pm PDT #5910 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In F2F:
JohnSweden:
How crazy are we talking here? Axe-murdering crazy or wearing ND's underpants on your head crazy?
NoiseDesign:
I'm planning on wearing kilts pretty much all weekend. You fill in the blanks on the veracity of the above statement.
Liese:
This being the case, who could actually prove the above statement to be false?
Which is to say, if the putative underpants to be worn on the putative heads are putatively non-existent, then who could prove that one was not putatively wearing the putatively non-existent object on one's head, the condition of which would be then fucking great.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 10, 2004 1:57:11 pm PDT #5911 of 10000
What is even happening?
erika: Ok, I'll ask not-a-celebrity writer guy...what was the word I was looking for? Cause dedication's about work and attentive sounds like you and b.org need to get a room.
Tim: don't ask me what word YOU'RE looking for, erikaj. I can hardly ever find the one I was looking for. The next time I have a script due I'm gonna toss a Webster's Dictionary on the studio's desk and say, "it's in there somewhere."
...
ErOs: The WB is smart enough to know a great and intelligent show when they see one.
ita: Do you get the same WB I do, Er0s?
Pix - Apr 10, 2004 6:31:16 pm PDT #5912 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
In Natter:
ita ::wiggles pinkie at Shawn::
bon bon runs from lethal digit
Trudy Booth - Apr 11, 2004 7:31:19 am PDT #5913 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kat: I admit it. I'm a yarn ho.
KristinT: picturing pimp daddy covered in brightly-colored knit-wear, a big cross-stich hoop around his neck, a bobbin on his index finger, and a curved crochet needle through one ear
Ginger - Apr 11, 2004 12:43:55 pm PDT #5914 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Erika in Bitches: I have avoided crazy family bullshit for one year. (Well, uh, unless Mom and I have "Clash of The Titans" again. This Easter, all the homicidal urges will be focused at the TV, as God intended.)