erika in Movies:
X-Men 2 is the truest representation of disability on film, if you cut out half the hand-to-hand combat.
I said I'm sorry. I've made mistakes, but fear was never one of them.
Lilah ,'Conviction (1)'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Kate P. - Apr 05, 2004 10:08:46 am PDT #5864 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Jon B. - Apr 05, 2004 11:30:04 am PDT #5865 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Steph, makin' us proud, in Minearverse:
So, FOX is showing a re-run of a show that is an insult to women, promoting damaging, unrealistic standards of beauty AND THEN making them compete to see who has achieved the pinnacle of that unrealistic standard.
Instead of airing a show about a smart, witty, funny, self-reliant, and yes, hot as HELL woman who does just fine despite her flaws?
Yeah, that makes sense.
Gris - Apr 05, 2004 11:42:17 am PDT #5866 of 10000
Hey. New board.
Wow. I COMMed on my first day. Admittedly, I was riding the coattails of two much-funnier people, but I'm still all giddy now.
Pix - Apr 05, 2004 11:47:21 am PDT #5867 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Again with the funny when unrrelated posts collide:
Gudanov: I thought you had food and a 40 pack of batteries.
NoiseDesign: I'd have to be sitting in a very odd position.
Kat - Apr 05, 2004 12:10:16 pm PDT #5868 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
From Natter:
Gudanov:
With duct tape, WD-40, and a hammer you can fix anything.
Billytea
Gud, have you been reading my HMO's website?
Pix - Apr 05, 2004 12:13:23 pm PDT #5869 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
In “Natter”, billytea, apparantly on a roll:
NoiseDesign: I call my hammer the universal tool.
billytea: I reserve that title for Michael Douglas.
sj - Apr 05, 2004 1:43:11 pm PDT #5870 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Allyson in Minearverse:
Too many people actually LIKE the reality shit.
We're the kids those people stuff in lockers.
Cashmere - Apr 05, 2004 3:54:38 pm PDT #5871 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
ita, in Minearverse explaining the joy that is Tivo:
Phones can ring! Pizzas can be delivered! Pee can be ... well ... peed!
It's marvellous.
JenP - Apr 05, 2004 4:21:38 pm PDT #5872 of 10000
Jess PMoon in the Minearverse. I'd watch this; I'd even make popcorn to enjoy during ...
I have an idea for a new reality series. It's called "Me, The Creators of The Swan, and a Baseball Bat."
Sean K - Apr 05, 2004 8:13:41 pm PDT #5873 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
erikaj in Minearverse, channeling the [expletive deleted]s that pitched The Swan to FOX, channeling Beavis:
I swear, whoever thinks these pitches up has to be the biggest crackhead in the world. Or Beavis and Butthead, reality show producers. "So then, we put these chicks on the show. And they're like, ugly, and stuff. But not fat cause nobody wants to see that. But they still can't score, like, ever. So, we'll like give them surgery and then show what they do when guys, like, want to score with them. It will kick ass. Unless somebody dies. But even that will kick ass, because violence rules. "
Beautiful. Just beautiful.