Zoe: My man would never fall for that. Wash: Most of my head wishes I had.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DavidS - Apr 05, 2004 7:00:54 am PDT #5860 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was secretly hoping someone would comm that. woo!

COMM-fisher! Heh, but it was good. Gar's filk was excellent too.


Anne W. - Apr 05, 2004 7:21:57 am PDT #5861 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Nutty, in Boxed Set:

Jack Davenport. Love that name. He and Fred Toaster and Jeffrey Throw Pillow have a great comedy routine.


Fred Pete - Apr 05, 2004 7:39:15 am PDT #5862 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Today's lesson: Be prepared.

Miracleman: I have the Zombie Survival Guide.

Frankenbuddha: Yes, but if you would just learn to control them BEFORE you made them, you wouldn't need it.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2004 7:51:50 am PDT #5863 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You know, being COMMed never gets old. I still feel all giddy when it happens.


Kate P. - Apr 05, 2004 10:08:46 am PDT #5864 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

erika in Movies:

X-Men 2 is the truest representation of disability on film, if you cut out half the hand-to-hand combat.


Jon B. - Apr 05, 2004 11:30:04 am PDT #5865 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Steph, makin' us proud, in Minearverse:

So, FOX is showing a re-run of a show that is an insult to women, promoting damaging, unrealistic standards of beauty AND THEN making them compete to see who has achieved the pinnacle of that unrealistic standard.

Instead of airing a show about a smart, witty, funny, self-reliant, and yes, hot as HELL woman who does just fine despite her flaws?

Yeah, that makes sense.


Gris - Apr 05, 2004 11:42:17 am PDT #5866 of 10000
Hey. New board.

Wow. I COMMed on my first day. Admittedly, I was riding the coattails of two much-funnier people, but I'm still all giddy now.


Pix - Apr 05, 2004 11:47:21 am PDT #5867 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

Again with the funny when unrrelated posts collide:

Gudanov: I thought you had food and a 40 pack of batteries.

NoiseDesign: I'd have to be sitting in a very odd position.


Kat - Apr 05, 2004 12:10:16 pm PDT #5868 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Natter:

Gudanov:

With duct tape, WD-40, and a hammer you can fix anything.

Billytea

Gud, have you been reading my HMO's website?


Pix - Apr 05, 2004 12:13:23 pm PDT #5869 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

In “Natter”, billytea, apparantly on a roll:

NoiseDesign: I call my hammer the universal tool.

billytea: I reserve that title for Michael Douglas.