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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Frankenbuddha - Mar 28, 2004 5:54:56 pm PST #5777 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Since no one else posted this, Aimee with the setup, Miracleman with the riff. Is it any wonder they are married?

On the idea of Orlando Bloom as James Bond:

Maybe Jessica Simpson would be the new Bond Girl.

"Bond. James Bond."

"Like Bond-O?"

"Excuse me?"

"Are you a mechanic?"

"No, I'm...well, I can't tell you what I..."

"Is that water?

"No, it's a martini. Shaken, not stirred."

"With lemon juice?"

"What?"

"Aren't they made with lemon juice?"

"No, they're made with vermouth and..."

"I went skiing in Vermouth once. Nick wasn't very good at it."

"You...I...WHAT?!"

"Is caviar made with snails?"

**ZORT!**

"Dizzy bim."

Dana - Mar 29, 2004 7:12:51 am PST #5778 of 10000

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Jess PMoon in Natter:

I can never tell who's on the phone and who's talking to themselves. "Schizophrenic or hands-free-cell-phone?" is the new "Gay or Eurotrash?"

Anne W. - Mar 29, 2004 7:13:40 am PST #5779 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Curse you wee Dana!

Betsy HP - Mar 29, 2004 7:17:45 am PST #5780 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Beat me to it!

Topic!Cindy - Mar 29, 2004 7:24:28 am PST #5781 of 10000

What is even happening?

KristinT: Learning how to be okay with not everyone liking me has been a real journey over my lifetime.

shrift: Learning to be okay with everyone not liking me became a lot easier when I realized that I didn't like them right back.

Misanthropy: it eats you starting with your bottom.

DCJensen - Mar 29, 2004 8:00:56 am PST #5782 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Rick V. In Minearverse:

For one paper it was more than rejection, they actively hated it. As I was reading the reviews my colleague, who is also an author on the paper, came into my office with his copy of the reviews. We did the usual damage control: the reviewers are biased; the editor is a dinosaur who wouldn't recognize good work if it bit him in the ass; we'll send it to another journal and they'll love it. Then, for some reason, I said "Besides, the lurkers support us in e-mail." My colleague backed slowly out of the room. The Buffistas are a very bad influence.

Theodosia - Mar 29, 2004 8:56:47 am PST #5783 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

For the record, Dana, Anne W, and Betsy HP beat me to it!

Jessica - Mar 29, 2004 9:41:20 am PST #5784 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

t tries to fit head through door

t fails

Katie M - Mar 29, 2004 1:17:22 pm PST #5785 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Hec, in Bureaucracy:

Well, now he knows. Clearly, I was whispering in italics and here you go with a normally weighted font. Why don't you just bold it next time.

JohnSweden - Mar 29, 2004 1:23:34 pm PST #5786 of 10000

I can't even.

Ginger in Bitches,

We'd have found Osama bin Laden by now if Vanderbilt thought there was any chance he might donate.

And you know it isn't just Vandy.

Signed,

Successfully ducking both Reunion and Alumni "Heritage" committees

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