Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Minearverse (I did just nearly spit on my laptop screen at it, so it counts):
Michelvis: ...Buffistas everywhere (but especially in larger markets) could call up random people in their areas and tell them about WF in that polite, unobtrusive, but heartfelt Buffista way.
Allyson: I think most Buffistas are too shy to call for a pizza.
In Minearverse:
Typo Boy offers up a suggestion for pimping Wonderfalls:
we could stop screening calls, and when the caller is a telemarketer offer a trade: I'll listen to your pitch if you listen to mine.
DXMachina:
Hi, may I speak to Mrs. Mecheena?
First of all, there isn't any @@##&**%#&& Mrs. Machina, you addle-brained, %#$%@@$$%# nincompoop, but thank you so much for reminding me of my loveless #&$@@$%# existence. Second, don't you realize that people are trying to have #$%&#& dinner at this hour, you moronic *#$*&2*&#*&*&&*$*&%#er?
Oh, but as long as I have you on the phone, let me ask you. How do you usually spend your Friday evenings?
Aimee in Movies (screw the context):
Twins as in boobies or twins as in kids?
Natter:
Sparky: I rather like being a grown up -- fewer people with the power to force me to share my toys.
amych: Fictional teen-drama pizza doesn't count. They always have good pizza in those places.
Matt the Bruins fan in Firefly on what to do with very nasty people:
See, I'm afraid if I started kicking people into the engine, it would be like eating potato chips.
Two from the current Minearverse: erikaj:
mmm, cannoli. I completely understand why mobsters pause in whacking for those.
Liese S.:
My generation has already passed its hip tie-in merchandising phase. Won't be long until we're out of the target demographic. Then we'll just have to get on with our sorry apathetic lives and lie in the gutter with a surly but amusing expression on our faces.
My wife...I hope she keeps me:
Aimée -
To: morning@npr.org
Fr: starborn74@yahoo.com
RE: Firing of Bob
Effers.
edited by Aimée
MM, caffeinated, in Bitches:
EDITING SMACKDOWN!
SEE THE CO-WORKER OF ANNOYANCE FACE THE FEARSOME MIGHT OF GLOOMCOOKIE, WOMAN OF RIGHTNESS AND ALL-SHADOWING POWER! WATCH THEM SQUARE OFF WOMANO A WOMANO IN THE STEEL-CAGE CUBICLE O' DEATH! WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL STAND CHAMPION?
WATCH WEWF "BLOODY TUESDAY" AND FIND OUT!
Shawn:
shrift is very photogenic, particularly when she smile-scowls at the camera. We shall call it smowls.