Over in the Minearverse (nonspoilery):
Emily: Are we the most fatalistic demographic ever, or what?
(After the Left Behind fandom, I guess.)
Ouhh! Snacks! The secret to any successful migration! Who's up for some tasty fried meat products!?
Anya ,'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Calli - Mar 23, 2004 7:12:54 am PST #5726 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Nilly - Mar 23, 2004 7:15:42 am PST #5727 of 10000
Swouncing
In "Firefly", as a response to this:
Trudy: Can I just marry him now and reveal my multitude of assets to him as the years roll by?
Emily - Mar 23, 2004 7:32:26 am PST #5728 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
In Minearverse (I did just nearly spit on my laptop screen at it, so it counts):
Michelvis: ...Buffistas everywhere (but especially in larger markets) could call up random people in their areas and tell them about WF in that polite, unobtrusive, but heartfelt Buffista way.
Allyson: I think most Buffistas are too shy to call for a pizza.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 23, 2004 9:14:44 am PST #5729 of 10000
What is even happening?
In Minearverse:
Typo Boy offers up a suggestion for pimping Wonderfalls:
we could stop screening calls, and when the caller is a telemarketer offer a trade: I'll listen to your pitch if you listen to mine.
DXMachina:
Hi, may I speak to Mrs. Mecheena?
First of all, there isn't any @@##&**%#&& Mrs. Machina, you addle-brained, %#$%@@$$%# nincompoop, but thank you so much for reminding me of my loveless #&$@@$%# existence. Second, don't you realize that people are trying to have #$%&#& dinner at this hour, you moronic *#$*&2*&#*&*&&*$*&%#er?
Oh, but as long as I have you on the phone, let me ask you. How do you usually spend your Friday evenings?
Glamcookie - Mar 23, 2004 9:54:12 am PST #5730 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Aimee in Movies (screw the context):
Twins as in boobies or twins as in kids?
Nilly - Mar 23, 2004 10:17:48 am PST #5731 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
Sparky: I rather like being a grown up -- fewer people with the power to force me to share my toys.
Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2004 11:07:51 am PST #5732 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
amych: Fictional teen-drama pizza doesn't count. They always have good pizza in those places.
Theodosia - Mar 23, 2004 11:17:01 am PST #5733 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Matt the Bruins fan in Firefly on what to do with very nasty people:
See, I'm afraid if I started kicking people into the engine, it would be like eating potato chips.
Theodosia - Mar 23, 2004 11:36:12 am PST #5734 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Two from the current Minearverse: erikaj:
mmm, cannoli. I completely understand why mobsters pause in whacking for those.
Liese S.:
My generation has already passed its hip tie-in merchandising phase. Won't be long until we're out of the target demographic. Then we'll just have to get on with our sorry apathetic lives and lie in the gutter with a surly but amusing expression on our faces.
Miracleman - Mar 23, 2004 2:01:52 pm PST #5735 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
My wife...I hope she keeps me:
Aimée -
To: morning@npr.org
Fr: starborn74@yahoo.com
RE: Firing of Bob
Effers.
edited by Aimée