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Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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scrappy - Oct 28, 2002 12:45:04 pm PST #570 of 10000

Nobody

Billytea in Natter

That's what's always amused me about clothes with slogans like "In case of rapture, this t-shirt will be empty" or something. And I'm thinking, "Really? They're all going to be nekkid on the way up?" 'Cause you know, a lot of them are going to be pretty good-looking, and that's going to be more flesh than most of them are probably used to seeing. I'm expecting more than a little lusting going on during the trip, with the prospect that some invitations could be revoked rather suddenly, with unfortunate consequences. So, y'know, Falwell may call it the Rapture, but to me it'll always be "The Rain of Naked Christians".

Betsy HP - Oct 28, 2002 12:45:18 pm PST #571 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Beat me to it.

Jon B. - Oct 28, 2002 2:01:29 pm PST #572 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

'cept it was the Angel thread, not Natter.

victor infante - Oct 28, 2002 2:19:55 pm PST #573 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

DavisS in, oddly enough, the Angel thread:

I am now seeing a scene on Buffy where Spike does Xander some huge favor (saves Anya?) and Xander says, "I hate to admit this, but I owe you." Then there's the scene where Willow walks into Xander's apartment where he's got the rubber gloves on and is doing Spike's roots.

Theodosia - Oct 28, 2002 2:26:10 pm PST #574 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Steph L in Natter:

Clearly I need to start collecting something besides petty resentments.

Jessica - Oct 28, 2002 2:39:33 pm PST #575 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Collectible Natter,

DX:Is it collecting when you buy all sorts of odd stuff, and never, ever throw it away. Because I do that.

NUTTY: I think that is called having a garage.

Jessica - Oct 28, 2002 2:51:15 pm PST #576 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nutty in Bitches

Underwire is the Brooklyn Bridge of my personal grooming. Sure, you could go without, but the local economy would collapse.

Or you'd have to take a boat to get to Manhattan, but that part of the metaphor doesn't make any sense.

Jessica - Oct 28, 2002 3:13:09 pm PST #577 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Billytea in Firefly:

Look, if the coffee maker broke, then MiracleMan would Kill. Them. All.

And the Firefly audience would all be aghast, while the Buffistas are bouncing up and down and screaming "Shoutout!!"

Rebecca Lizard - Oct 28, 2002 3:16:04 pm PST #578 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Burrell:

Useless Update: I am brewing coffee. Grading will ensue shortly. Either that or slash. We'll see.

msbelle:

Grading Slash!!!

A/B-

C+/A

F/E for Effort

MM:

See, in my head this became "F+E4Efurt!!"

Betsy HP - Oct 28, 2002 3:28:40 pm PST #579 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

In Bitches:

Burrell: I am all for hiding the nipples.

Billytea: Easter at your place must be legendary.

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