Typo Boy, in Angel, non-spoilery:
I have a theory about the C word.
The native language of the Powers That Be has a word that happens sound just like one of our English words. It is pronounced and spelled like "Champion". It means "chewtoy".
My god...he's gonna do the whole speech.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Theodosia - Oct 28, 2002 5:04:23 am PST #560 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Steph L. - Oct 28, 2002 7:04:03 am PST #561 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
ita, in Natter:
The ad where marijuana means you let random people have sex with you? Odd. The ad that says marijuana makes you dumb enough to shoot people?
Where are these people getting their weed? They need to try the Jamaican stuff instead.
Jessica - Oct 28, 2002 7:40:30 am PST #562 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
PMM, in Angel:
Connor. He's like AAA, only better. Well, so maybe he can't start your car, but he can do backflips and light you on fire, and damn, he's kind of hot.
Jessica - Oct 28, 2002 7:50:00 am PST #563 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Steph, in Natter:
Man, I was at the grocery store yesterday (in the yuppie part of town -- it's the grocery store that's well-known for being a pickup joint), and it was about 5:30, so I assume that's post-TV football. These 3 college or immediately post-college kids got in line behind me, and they REEKED of beer. They were loud, they were stumbling all over, every time a cell phone rang they imitated it, they kept yelling "Go Steelers!", one guy kept putting a bag of frozen chicken breasts on his HEAD, and they kept talking about the party where they were so stoned that they didn't even know their own names.
I wanted to beat them to death with my can of protein powder, but I would have lost my place in the express line.
Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2002 9:05:33 am PST #564 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm actually in a pretty good mood, and I don't want to waste it on my coworkers, you know?
-- Shrift
Theodosia - Oct 28, 2002 9:53:10 am PST #565 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Steph L., in Natter:
Hmm. I've only named my car and my lightbox. Cause, naming appliances? Well, then it's like a death in the family when they break.
Jessica - Oct 28, 2002 10:56:49 am PST #566 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Erika:
If cute and snarky can't happen together, it undermines the Buffista Mission. And probably lets terrorists win.
Dana - Oct 28, 2002 11:45:34 am PST #567 of 10000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Nutty, in Natter:
Benadryl (Diphenhydramine) does not contain Sudafed (Pseudoephedrine), because they are like the sharks and the jets of over-the-counter medicine.
Fay - Oct 28, 2002 12:32:06 pm PST #568 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Askye in Fanfiction on the vagueries of conjoined names in fandom - specifically Spike/Willow:
Spillow sounds like a weird sexual dysfunction. "The poor guy, not only does he have erectile dysfunction but he also has spillow." Or maybe "You know, he doesn't just have a problem with premature ejaculation, he also has a problem with spillow."
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 28, 2002 12:38:54 pm PST #569 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Steph:
Whispered conversation at a cocktail party:
Woman 1: "What's the story on THAT hunk?"
Woman 2: "Oh, darling. Best to avoid him."
Woman 1: "Why on earth?"
Woman 2: "Spillow."
Woman 1: "Ohhhhh."