Steph L in Natter:
Clearly I need to start collecting something besides petty resentments.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Oct 28, 2002 2:26:10 pm PST #574 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jessica - Oct 28, 2002 2:39:33 pm PST #575 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Collectible Natter,
DX:Is it collecting when you buy all sorts of odd stuff, and never, ever throw it away. Because I do that.
NUTTY: I think that is called having a garage.
Jessica - Oct 28, 2002 2:51:15 pm PST #576 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nutty in Bitches
Underwire is the Brooklyn Bridge of my personal grooming. Sure, you could go without, but the local economy would collapse.
Or you'd have to take a boat to get to Manhattan, but that part of the metaphor doesn't make any sense.
Jessica - Oct 28, 2002 3:13:09 pm PST #577 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Billytea in Firefly:
Look, if the coffee maker broke, then MiracleMan would Kill. Them. All.
And the Firefly audience would all be aghast, while the Buffistas are bouncing up and down and screaming "Shoutout!!"
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 28, 2002 3:16:04 pm PST #578 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Burrell:
Useless Update: I am brewing coffee. Grading will ensue shortly. Either that or slash. We'll see.
msbelle:
Grading Slash!!!
A/B-
C+/A
F/E for Effort
MM:
See, in my head this became "F+E4Efurt!!"
Betsy HP - Oct 28, 2002 3:28:40 pm PST #579 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
In Bitches:
Burrell: I am all for hiding the nipples.
Billytea: Easter at your place must be legendary.
Betsy HP - Oct 28, 2002 3:41:06 pm PST #580 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Badfic:
His fingers then curled around her pearl, somehow one entered her cave and found the consonant.
Dana:
I don't know what consonant he found, although I express a sneaking hope for "q".
Fay - Oct 28, 2002 4:57:38 pm PST #581 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Well, better "q" than pee.
...ijs
esse - Oct 28, 2002 6:02:55 pm PST #582 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
In Bitches:
BHP: I hate all bras. They all fall apart too quickly.
Except for the gungy slightly-too-small overwashed-gray bra that lurks in the back left of your underwear drawer. That one is immortal.
The perky pink ones? Forget it. Shredded into confetti.
Theodosia - Oct 28, 2002 6:36:57 pm PST #583 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
DavidS, in Natter, on prospects for future cute kid stories:
I am hoping that one day Emmett crawls into the bloody carcass of an elk and refuses to come out, thus becoming a part of Internet lore forever.