Jayne: Well... I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'. Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.

'Objects In Space'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Deena - Mar 17, 2004 5:52:34 pm PST #5686 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

ita again, in Great Write, I can't figure out how to include context, but the line is funny without it I think:

Now you're going to make them all go out and buy birds out of guilt.


Skyzy - Mar 18, 2004 9:00:47 am PST #5687 of 10000

I found this incredibly funny for some reason. Plus, I love everything Miracleman has to say.

Astarte:

FWIW, posting Tim's letter on the Firefly board has yielded a Nielsen box connection. (One of the posters' sisters.)

So, you never know who's going to be on the other end of that modem.

MiracleMan:

"He's dialing-up from inside the house! Get OUT!"


Theodosia - Mar 18, 2004 9:16:37 am PST #5688 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Laura, on finding out the definition of bukake:

Usually I am grateful to learn something new everyday. Other days, not so much.


JohnSweden - Mar 18, 2004 1:33:56 pm PST #5689 of 10000
I can't even.

Catching up in Natter and had to re-share this:

DXMachina: Story of my life. Some guy shows up with a moldy burrito, and I get dumped faster than yesterday's guacamole...

La Tep: Oh, not dumped -- didn't I make it clear I was going to be a great big multiple-seekrit-boyfriend-having ho? 'Cause I am.

Sean K: I'm good with that.

Trudy Booth : you aren't the best at the sekrit part...

Buffista LifeLesson 14b: Do not eat dinner while surfing even fairly innocuous-looking natter, lest ye be gargling soup. Here endeth (cough, splurtle) the lesson.

t wipes mournful looking monitor


Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2004 3:07:12 pm PST #5690 of 10000
brillig

Look upon our Empress and despair. And be glad you're not her neighbor.

It's a crab ass day in my neighborhood, a crab ass day for a neighbor. Won't they fuck off? Can't they fuck off? I have always wanted to kill a neighbor, just like you. I've always wanted to rid the neighborhood...of you! So...let's make the most of this crabby ass day! Since we're together, I might as well say.... Won't you fuck off? Can't you fuck off? I don't want you as my neighbor!


Ouise - Mar 18, 2004 4:45:04 pm PST #5691 of 10000
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.

In Jossverse in Other Media. It's funny because it's true.

Victor:

Making fans squirm with anticipation is Joss' mutant power.

Trudy:

And naming people Bill.


Nicole - Mar 18, 2004 5:36:31 pm PST #5692 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

In Minearverse...

Sarameg:

(I watched it again. I RARELY rewatch. It's growing on me. But not like mold.)

ita:

Good, because otherwise Sean would slaughter you for dinner.


Trudy Booth - Mar 18, 2004 7:55:05 pm PST #5693 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil R: Whenever I'm at home, my mother will start asking me things five minutes after I wake up, like "I'm going to the grocery store, you said you were going to make eggplant parmesan for dinner tonight, how many eggplants do you want me to buy?" and I'll just blink at her, trying to remember what "gro-cer-ee-stoh" is.


Nilly - Mar 19, 2004 1:22:14 am PST #5694 of 10000
Swouncing

To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good:

Micole: The mispronounced words discussion has confused me so thoroughly that I am now convinced I have never pronounced a single word of English correctly. (This casts some doubt on the Mary/marry/merry discussion above.) I now feel too self-conscious to speak, and plan to spend the rest of my life passing notes or writing on a small whiteboard I will hang around my neck, a la Willow and Buffy in "Hush," since at least I know how to spell.

And so nicely connected to the name of the thread!


Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2004 6:10:47 am PST #5695 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

MechaKrelboyne: My name is utterly factual, and 100% accurate. A starving, deranged eighteenth century noblewoman told me so