Ahem...
t Puts on natter stompin' boots
Just tryin' a little spicy talk.
Tara ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
DXMachina - Feb 27, 2004 10:54:20 am PST #5532 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
deborah grabien - Feb 27, 2004 2:31:33 pm PST #5533 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Miracleman capping a long, long line of very funny posts in Bitches, with the bada-bing! of the day:
RoboChrist 2: Judgement Day. No, really. Judgement Day.
Beverly - Feb 27, 2004 8:16:13 pm PST #5534 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Oh shoot, Deb beat me to it. Well, I didn't do all this formatting for nothing--here's the whole riff:
brenda m: Dude, Access Hollywood or somesuch did an entire piece on the "Robot Jesus" they used in the film. I lost it every time the words Robot Jesus came out of their mouths.
billytea: Oh, that was fantastic. I just wish he was more obviously a robot. That would've been a truly bold vision of the Crucifixion.
Madrigal: Ooh, Robot Jesus vs. El Diablo Robotico. There's a wrestling match worth seeing.
brenda m: Five bucks on El Diablo.
Matt tbf: Did South Park teach you nothing? Never bet against the Lord.
Madrigal: Yes, but this is the Robot Jesus. He could even beat the cavemen.
billytea: I reserve the right to bet against RoboChrist. Hee. Now I'm imagining Mel doing a sequel entitled RoboChrist 3 Days - Rise of the Machines.
MM: RoboChrist 2: Judgement Day. No, really. Judgement Day.
billytea: I believe the robots are our future / Teach them well, and let them lead the way...
Heather: Perhaps it can be a capital raising venture for MM's Zombie Robot Army?
Theodosia - Feb 28, 2004 5:36:11 am PST #5535 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
NoiseDesign:
I've given up sex for Lent. Of course, it wasn't on purpose.
tommyrot:
Hey man, doesn't count. I mean, I've given up accepting gold doubloons offered to me by alien zombie pirates.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 28, 2004 10:43:50 am PST #5536 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
ita, analyzing who looks at our site. This made me laugh harder than I have in days:
A sampling of search terms that led here (buffistas=674, buffy=212, buffistas.org=64, 'phoenix board buffistas'=52) since 12/20:
laura's smut shots
corsets
mature board
return of the king discussion and quotes
hot bitches
inconspicious porn sites
david boreanez having gay sex
"manservant hecubus" buffy
return of the king hoyay
angel torturé par drusilla photos
the o.c t.v series slash fanfic
"pink leather pants"
karaoke cocoa pebbles cereal
i cain't say no oklahoma
how do i color the number one hundred
sarah michelle gellar semi- naked gallery
slayer legolas fic
north american facial tattoo
P.M. Marc - Feb 28, 2004 11:33:42 am PST #5537 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Tim, in his own damn thread
I've always dreamed of a positive review from Gourmet Magazine. Now THAT'S PHAT!
Cass - Feb 29, 2004 6:45:55 pm PST #5538 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Bitches...
Cashmere: I was dragged from hysterical laughter to horror and I loved every second of it.
NoiseDesign: Once again, Buffistas describes my dating life.
Ken Buddha: You've dated muppets?
NoiseDesign: Yes, I believe I have. I'll have to check the pictures to make sure though. I know I've woken up with cotton mouth.
They keep amusing me, I will keep editing in more lines.
Trudy Booth - Feb 29, 2004 9:33:57 pm PST #5539 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sean K: Howdy Kids! Skipping ahead from about four days worth of posts to say that PETER JACKSON IS JUST DOWN THE BLOCK FROM ME!
Not that I can see him, or talk to him.
Or get out of my house.
lori - Mar 01, 2004 1:05:32 pm PST #5540 of 10000
Hair, dresses, points. In Natter.
ita:
Catherine Zeta Jones deserves an award for wearing a colour not champagne. I'm going through the yahoo pictures, and it photographs terribly.
kat:
Except her award is revoked for the bad hair.
ita:
Her award is only contingent on the dress. I mean, if we're to start docking points you have to go with her husband first.
Aims - Mar 01, 2004 3:18:30 pm PST #5541 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
ita, in Buffista technology. It made me laugh because I have no idea what it means.
I think Shrift's PDFs are TIFFs in a PDF wrapper, which means Google will have no more luck than she will -- it'd be like trying to text index a GIF.