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But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Frankenbuddha - Feb 28, 2004 10:43:50 am PST #5536 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita, analyzing who looks at our site. This made me laugh harder than I have in days:

A sampling of search terms that led here (buffistas=674, buffy=212, buffistas.org=64, 'phoenix board buffistas'=52) since 12/20:

laura's smut shots

corsets

mature board

return of the king discussion and quotes

hot bitches

inconspicious porn sites

david boreanez having gay sex

"manservant hecubus" buffy

return of the king hoyay

angel torturé par drusilla photos

the o.c t.v series slash fanfic

"pink leather pants"

karaoke cocoa pebbles cereal

i cain't say no oklahoma

how do i color the number one hundred

sarah michelle gellar semi- naked gallery

slayer legolas fic

north american facial tattoo

P.M. Marc - Feb 28, 2004 11:33:42 am PST #5537 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tim, in his own damn thread

I've always dreamed of a positive review from Gourmet Magazine. Now THAT'S PHAT!

Cass - Feb 29, 2004 6:45:55 pm PST #5538 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Bitches...

Cashmere: I was dragged from hysterical laughter to horror and I loved every second of it.

NoiseDesign: Once again, Buffistas describes my dating life.

Ken Buddha: You've dated muppets?

NoiseDesign: Yes, I believe I have. I'll have to check the pictures to make sure though. I know I've woken up with cotton mouth.

They keep amusing me, I will keep editing in more lines.

Trudy Booth - Feb 29, 2004 9:33:57 pm PST #5539 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sean K: Howdy Kids! Skipping ahead from about four days worth of posts to say that PETER JACKSON IS JUST DOWN THE BLOCK FROM ME!

Not that I can see him, or talk to him.

Or get out of my house.

lori - Mar 01, 2004 1:05:32 pm PST #5540 of 10000

Hair, dresses, points. In Natter.

ita:

Catherine Zeta Jones deserves an award for wearing a colour not champagne. I'm going through the yahoo pictures, and it photographs terribly.

kat:

Except her award is revoked for the bad hair.

ita:

Her award is only contingent on the dress. I mean, if we're to start docking points you have to go with her husband first.

Aims - Mar 01, 2004 3:18:30 pm PST #5541 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

ita, in Buffista technology. It made me laugh because I have no idea what it means.

I think Shrift's PDFs are TIFFs in a PDF wrapper, which means Google will have no more luck than she will -- it'd be like trying to text index a GIF.

Theodosia - Mar 01, 2004 4:38:01 pm PST #5542 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily:

I'm thinking contract marriages are the way to go, myself. Like, sign up for one or two years and reevaluate at the end of that time.

ita:

sign up for one or two years and reevaluate at the end of that time.

Renegotiation is key.

And there could be signing bonuses, and vesting and stuff.

Ken Buddha:

But unless there's a cap George Steinbrenner will buy all the good marriages.

NoiseDesign - Mar 02, 2004 9:21:58 am PST #5543 of 10000

Our wings are not tired

Billytea talking about odd use of a pronoun as a name in Natter:

"Ok, we just fill out this form and we're done. First name?"

"'I'."

"We need the full name, I'm afraid."

"That is my full name."

"...Seriously? Just 'I'? Damn, that must've been tough when you were growing up. I mean, I had enough trouble just being called Winston. ...Anyway. Middle name?"

"Claudius."

msbelle - Mar 02, 2004 9:22:23 am PST #5544 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Connie Neil - Mar 02, 2004 1:45:25 pm PST #5545 of 10000

brillig

Childhood punishments in Bitches, and why Jilli is Jilli:

Jillie: When I was about 11, I did something so horrible (and now, of course, can't remember what it was) that my mom confiscated every single book in my room and told me that until I finished reading Gone with the Wind, I wasn't getting any of my books back. I was a fantasy/horror genre snob; and hated every minute of it.

connie: did you finish GWTW, Jilli?

Aimee: 10 kittens says she finished it AND liked it.

Jilli: Finished it, and did a book report for English class on it that went along the lines of "Hated the book. Scarlett is whiny, Melanie is whiny, and the story would have been much better if Ashley returned from the war as a zombie."

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