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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Beverly - Feb 27, 2004 8:16:13 pm PST #5534 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh shoot, Deb beat me to it. Well, I didn't do all this formatting for nothing--here's the whole riff:

brenda m: Dude, Access Hollywood or somesuch did an entire piece on the "Robot Jesus" they used in the film. I lost it every time the words Robot Jesus came out of their mouths.

billytea: Oh, that was fantastic. I just wish he was more obviously a robot. That would've been a truly bold vision of the Crucifixion.

Madrigal: Ooh, Robot Jesus vs. El Diablo Robotico. There's a wrestling match worth seeing.

brenda m: Five bucks on El Diablo.

Matt tbf: Did South Park teach you nothing? Never bet against the Lord.

Madrigal: Yes, but this is the Robot Jesus. He could even beat the cavemen.

billytea: I reserve the right to bet against RoboChrist. Hee. Now I'm imagining Mel doing a sequel entitled RoboChrist 3 Days - Rise of the Machines.

MM: RoboChrist 2: Judgement Day. No, really. Judgement Day.

billytea: I believe the robots are our future / Teach them well, and let them lead the way...

Heather: Perhaps it can be a capital raising venture for MM's Zombie Robot Army?

Theodosia - Feb 28, 2004 5:36:11 am PST #5535 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

NoiseDesign:

I've given up sex for Lent. Of course, it wasn't on purpose.

tommyrot:

Hey man, doesn't count. I mean, I've given up accepting gold doubloons offered to me by alien zombie pirates.

Frankenbuddha - Feb 28, 2004 10:43:50 am PST #5536 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita, analyzing who looks at our site. This made me laugh harder than I have in days:

A sampling of search terms that led here (buffistas=674, buffy=212, buffistas.org=64, 'phoenix board buffistas'=52) since 12/20:

laura's smut shots

corsets

mature board

return of the king discussion and quotes

hot bitches

inconspicious porn sites

david boreanez having gay sex

"manservant hecubus" buffy

return of the king hoyay

angel torturé par drusilla photos

the o.c t.v series slash fanfic

"pink leather pants"

karaoke cocoa pebbles cereal

i cain't say no oklahoma

how do i color the number one hundred

sarah michelle gellar semi- naked gallery

slayer legolas fic

north american facial tattoo

P.M. Marc - Feb 28, 2004 11:33:42 am PST #5537 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tim, in his own damn thread

I've always dreamed of a positive review from Gourmet Magazine. Now THAT'S PHAT!

Cass - Feb 29, 2004 6:45:55 pm PST #5538 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Bitches...

Cashmere: I was dragged from hysterical laughter to horror and I loved every second of it.

NoiseDesign: Once again, Buffistas describes my dating life.

Ken Buddha: You've dated muppets?

NoiseDesign: Yes, I believe I have. I'll have to check the pictures to make sure though. I know I've woken up with cotton mouth.

They keep amusing me, I will keep editing in more lines.

Trudy Booth - Feb 29, 2004 9:33:57 pm PST #5539 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sean K: Howdy Kids! Skipping ahead from about four days worth of posts to say that PETER JACKSON IS JUST DOWN THE BLOCK FROM ME!

Not that I can see him, or talk to him.

Or get out of my house.

lori - Mar 01, 2004 1:05:32 pm PST #5540 of 10000

Hair, dresses, points. In Natter.

ita:

Catherine Zeta Jones deserves an award for wearing a colour not champagne. I'm going through the yahoo pictures, and it photographs terribly.

kat:

Except her award is revoked for the bad hair.

ita:

Her award is only contingent on the dress. I mean, if we're to start docking points you have to go with her husband first.

Aims - Mar 01, 2004 3:18:30 pm PST #5541 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

ita, in Buffista technology. It made me laugh because I have no idea what it means.

I think Shrift's PDFs are TIFFs in a PDF wrapper, which means Google will have no more luck than she will -- it'd be like trying to text index a GIF.

Theodosia - Mar 01, 2004 4:38:01 pm PST #5542 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily:

I'm thinking contract marriages are the way to go, myself. Like, sign up for one or two years and reevaluate at the end of that time.

ita:

sign up for one or two years and reevaluate at the end of that time.

Renegotiation is key.

And there could be signing bonuses, and vesting and stuff.

Ken Buddha:

But unless there's a cap George Steinbrenner will buy all the good marriages.

NoiseDesign - Mar 02, 2004 9:21:58 am PST #5543 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

Billytea talking about odd use of a pronoun as a name in Natter:

"Ok, we just fill out this form and we're done. First name?"
"'I'."
"We need the full name, I'm afraid."
"That is my full name."
"...Seriously? Just 'I'? Damn, that must've been tough when you were growing up. I mean, I had enough trouble just being called Winston. ...Anyway. Middle name?"
"Claudius."

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