Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.

'Dirty Girls'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


sj - Feb 25, 2004 4:19:51 pm PST #5506 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Daniel in Bitches:

You know, Bush is so paranoid about gay marriage that I expect him to raise the terror alert to "lavender" soon.


Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2004 2:37:28 am PST #5507 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jen P voting in quotables : Yoda mine you were


Hil R. - Feb 26, 2004 5:23:23 am PST #5508 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Jess PMoon in Natter:

A Mel/PETA crazy-off wouldn't work out. They'd try throwing blood on him, but he'd just enjoy it.


Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2004 8:34:31 am PST #5509 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amyparker: Betsy, you're taking the good cough syrup and you still make more sense than the book on winemaking.


Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2004 8:43:15 am PST #5510 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

In Bureaucracy of all places...

Kat Perez: And I'm crushed to learn that Joss is not, in fact, God.

billytea: Yeah. Cause it would actually explain a lot about my life over the last year.


Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2004 8:51:47 am PST #5511 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jess PMoon: A Mel/PETA crazy-off wouldn't work out. They'd try throwing blood on him, but he'd just enjoy it.


Theodosia - Feb 26, 2004 8:52:52 am PST #5512 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy HP:

Can somebody PLEASE send my brain back? Cough syrup with codeine, while efficaceous, produces a vacancy awesome in its meaninglessness. Like Kafka without the conscious thought.


billytea - Feb 26, 2004 9:25:59 am PST #5513 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

ita, in Natter:

I've decided on a tack to take with the co-worker that hates me. To sit next to him at every single meeting. Maybe I can make him snap.


Theodosia - Feb 26, 2004 1:56:44 pm PST #5514 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal, speculating on appropriately relaxed standards for baby arrival:

Well, there's more and less prepared. Like, you can't be perfectly prepared, but you can help things out by chasing the dingoes out of the house and learning that babies aren't born through the belly button.


billytea - Feb 27, 2004 5:05:21 am PST #5515 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Natter:

DXMachina: Ya know, making a dog's mouth water isn't really much of a feat.

tommyrot: Yeah, but Pavlov did it... with Science!