Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2004 8:51:47 am PST #5511 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jess PMoon: A Mel/PETA crazy-off wouldn't work out. They'd try throwing blood on him, but he'd just enjoy it.


Theodosia - Feb 26, 2004 8:52:52 am PST #5512 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy HP:

Can somebody PLEASE send my brain back? Cough syrup with codeine, while efficaceous, produces a vacancy awesome in its meaninglessness. Like Kafka without the conscious thought.


billytea - Feb 26, 2004 9:25:59 am PST #5513 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

ita, in Natter:

I've decided on a tack to take with the co-worker that hates me. To sit next to him at every single meeting. Maybe I can make him snap.


Theodosia - Feb 26, 2004 1:56:44 pm PST #5514 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal, speculating on appropriately relaxed standards for baby arrival:

Well, there's more and less prepared. Like, you can't be perfectly prepared, but you can help things out by chasing the dingoes out of the house and learning that babies aren't born through the belly button.


billytea - Feb 27, 2004 5:05:21 am PST #5515 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Natter:

DXMachina: Ya know, making a dog's mouth water isn't really much of a feat.

tommyrot: Yeah, but Pavlov did it... with Science!


Deena - Feb 27, 2004 6:25:46 am PST #5516 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

made me laugh. Pregnant women can be scary.

vw bug: Who wants to kick some ass? People are not being helpful today.

Cashmere: I'm up for it. I've got the whole cranky pregnant thing going for me. What I lack in speed, I make up for in rage.

connie neil: Plus she's got the mass behind her.

Cashmere: Exactly. I am kicking ass for two, you know.


Connie Neil - Feb 27, 2004 6:26:31 am PST #5517 of 10000
brillig

That kind of day in Bitches

vw: Who wants to kick some ass? People are not being helpful today.

Cashmere: I'm up for it. I've got the whole cranky pregnant thing going for me. What I lack in speed, I make up for it in rage.

connie neil: Plus she's got the mass behind her.

Cashmere: Exactly. I am kicking ass for two, you know.


Connie Neil - Feb 27, 2004 6:27:03 am PST #5518 of 10000
brillig

darn you, Deena, for hte faster formatting skills!


Deena - Feb 27, 2004 6:30:53 am PST #5519 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Hee!


billytea - Feb 27, 2004 6:36:33 am PST #5520 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

darn you, Deena, for hte faster formatting skills!

It's only fair. Cashmere's getting COMM'd for two, y'know.