Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
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Madrigal, speculating on appropriately relaxed standards for baby arrival:
Well, there's more and less prepared. Like, you can't be perfectly prepared, but you can help things out by chasing the dingoes out of the house and learning that babies aren't born through the belly button.
In Natter:
DXMachina: Ya know, making a dog's mouth water isn't really much of a feat.
tommyrot: Yeah, but Pavlov did it... with Science!
made me laugh. Pregnant women can be scary.
vw bug: Who wants to kick some ass? People are not being helpful today.
Cashmere: I'm up for it. I've got the whole cranky pregnant thing going for me. What I lack in speed, I make up for in rage.
connie neil: Plus she's got the mass behind her.
Cashmere: Exactly. I am kicking ass for two, you know.
That kind of day in Bitches
vw: Who wants to kick some ass? People are not being helpful today.
Cashmere: I'm up for it. I've got the whole cranky pregnant thing going for me. What I lack in speed, I make up for it in rage.
connie neil: Plus she's got the mass behind her.
Cashmere: Exactly. I am kicking ass for two, you know.
darn you, Deena, for hte faster formatting skills!
Hee!
darn you, Deena, for hte faster formatting skills!
It's only fair. Cashmere's getting COMM'd for two, y'know.
It's only fair. Cashmere's getting COMM'd for two, y'know.
(ding ding ding, and another COMMworthy post rings the cash register)
Everytime a COMM posts, an angel gets it's wings.
Angel: Another freakin' pair of wings! Harmony! Call Custodial!