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I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Sean K - Feb 25, 2004 12:24:09 pm PST #5503 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

There was more than one payoff for that setup:

Sean K: In order for the Secretary of Education Rod Paige to become President, all the other people before him on the list would have to be dead.

ita:Isn't that the plot of Battlestar Galactica, minus glowy robot sex?

And Callum Keith Rennie?

Theodosia - Feb 25, 2004 2:43:08 pm PST #5504 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Matt the Bruins fan, in Movies:

At this point, I don't care if the movie itself actually is the Greatest Story Ever Told. I'm not putting any more money in Mel Gibson's wallet unless Jesus shows up at my door and asks if I'd like to catch his authorized biography.

Anne W. - Feb 25, 2004 3:17:21 pm PST #5505 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

In Angel, not spoilery (I think):

aurelia: We need a word for the peculiar combination of anticipation and dread we experience when we look forward to an episode that promises to be painful.

Hec: I'm sure there's a word for it in German. Maybe Russian too.

ted r: I thought that was every word in German and Russian.

sj - Feb 25, 2004 4:19:51 pm PST #5506 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Daniel in Bitches:

You know, Bush is so paranoid about gay marriage that I expect him to raise the terror alert to "lavender" soon.

Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2004 2:37:28 am PST #5507 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jen P voting in quotables : Yoda mine you were

Hil R. - Feb 26, 2004 5:23:23 am PST #5508 of 10000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Jess PMoon in Natter:

A Mel/PETA crazy-off wouldn't work out. They'd try throwing blood on him, but he'd just enjoy it.

Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2004 8:34:31 am PST #5509 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amyparker: Betsy, you're taking the good cough syrup and you still make more sense than the book on winemaking.

Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2004 8:43:15 am PST #5510 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

In Bureaucracy of all places...

Kat Perez: And I'm crushed to learn that Joss is not, in fact, God.

billytea: Yeah. Cause it would actually explain a lot about my life over the last year.

Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2004 8:51:47 am PST #5511 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jess PMoon: A Mel/PETA crazy-off wouldn't work out. They'd try throwing blood on him, but he'd just enjoy it.

Theodosia - Feb 26, 2004 8:52:52 am PST #5512 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy HP:

Can somebody PLEASE send my brain back? Cough syrup with codeine, while efficaceous, produces a vacancy awesome in its meaninglessness. Like Kafka without the conscious thought.

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