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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Feb 25, 2004 7:55:08 am PST #5497 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

victor infante, in the Minearverse:

I have this love-hate relationship with FOX. The other night, I realized they've owned, aired or produced all of my favorite fiction-based TV shows of the past few years: Buffy, Angel, The Tick, X-Files, Firefly, and so on. PRetty much every one of the few shows I've gotten deeply hooked on, except "Queer as Folk." On the other hand, well... the negative's speak for themselves.

victor infante - Feb 25, 2004 8:37:10 am PST #5498 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Silliness in Minearville:

The Ferret Liberation Organization: We're mustildae, not writers.

Steph L.:Holy crap! This explains so much! Are you writers for Charmed?

Java cat - Feb 25, 2004 8:54:28 am PST #5499 of 10000

Not javachik

Noise Design:

Pedophilia before 8am, yep, it's morning with the Buffistas.

Jessica - Feb 25, 2004 12:12:43 pm PST #5500 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In Natter:

Sean: Also, it should be noted that the order of succession list is not a promotion roster. If the President dies, and the Veep takes over, He goes through some process to get a replacement Veep. The list of succession is just who takes over if everyone above him dies. In order for the Secretary of Education Rod Paige to become President, all the other people before him on the list would have to be dead.

Billytea: Oh, and he knows it too, deep in his bitter, shrivelled heart.

Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2004 12:13:22 pm PST #5501 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sean K: In order for the Secretary of Education Rod Paige to become President, all the other people before him on the list would have to be dead.

Billytea: Oh, and he knows it too, deep in his bitter, shrivelled heart.

Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2004 12:14:14 pm PST #5502 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

duuuuude

Sean K - Feb 25, 2004 12:24:09 pm PST #5503 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

There was more than one payoff for that setup:

Sean K: In order for the Secretary of Education Rod Paige to become President, all the other people before him on the list would have to be dead.

ita:Isn't that the plot of Battlestar Galactica, minus glowy robot sex?

And Callum Keith Rennie?

Theodosia - Feb 25, 2004 2:43:08 pm PST #5504 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Matt the Bruins fan, in Movies:

At this point, I don't care if the movie itself actually is the Greatest Story Ever Told. I'm not putting any more money in Mel Gibson's wallet unless Jesus shows up at my door and asks if I'd like to catch his authorized biography.

Anne W. - Feb 25, 2004 3:17:21 pm PST #5505 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

In Angel, not spoilery (I think):

aurelia: We need a word for the peculiar combination of anticipation and dread we experience when we look forward to an episode that promises to be painful.

Hec: I'm sure there's a word for it in German. Maybe Russian too.

ted r: I thought that was every word in German and Russian.

sj - Feb 25, 2004 4:19:51 pm PST #5506 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Daniel in Bitches:

You know, Bush is so paranoid about gay marriage that I expect him to raise the terror alert to "lavender" soon.

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