Xander: Am I right, Giles? Giles: I'm almost certain you're not. Though, to be fair, I haven't been listening.

'Sleeper'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nilly - Feb 09, 2004 2:44:55 am PST #5390 of 10000
Swouncing

Upon hearing about Jim's marriage, in UnAmerican:

Jon: Great news Jim! Have you merged your record collections?


Theodosia - Feb 09, 2004 8:40:02 am PST #5391 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily:

Anyone have any motivation to spare? Cause I'm running on the fumes of obligation here.


Jessica - Feb 09, 2004 9:52:21 am PST #5392 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

BHP in Angel, explaining the context would take way too long:

I detic, you have a good memory, she is an anal-retentive nut.


vw bug - Feb 09, 2004 11:31:39 am PST #5393 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

In Natter...speaking a different language, one that I now understand and that makes me laugh.

Emily: Wait, are we talking about the GEM, or one of my more evanescent relationships?

Sean: The one with the bird nickname.


Kate P. - Feb 09, 2004 4:24:08 pm PST #5394 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In the ROTK thread:

Jeff Mejia:

Sauron himself was caught in the flood, and afterwards could only be seen as the flaming eye.

Nutty:

I love how nobody questions this logic. You were an evil, corporeal lord, and then you became a [still corporeal] slimy-nice advisor to the king, and then, when you drowned? Reincarnated as a flamey eyeball. (Okay, a spirit of flamey evilness that is represented for shorthand as an eyeball. Or a vulva.) I think the moral of this story is, if you drown, stay dead.

This goes double if your name is Leonardo DiCaprio.


Kate P. - Feb 09, 2004 4:53:32 pm PST #5395 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Jars, in the Movie thread:

See, In general I have no problem when people next to me cry in the cinema. Unless that person is my dad. And the movie in question is Cool Runnings. And he was weeping like the nine year old girl I was at the time.


JenP - Feb 09, 2004 5:40:27 pm PST #5396 of 10000

Wolfram in the Minearverse. My gut? She is busted ...

WonderFalls, the new reality series from the creators of Is This Thing On and You're Wearing My Pants! One sexy woman. 12 talking tchockes. And a twist so BIZARRE, so SHOCKING, so TWISTED, you've got to see it to believe it! Forget everything you've come to expect from reality television. TVGuidance calls it "THE BEST DAMN SHOW ON TELEVISION EVER! REALLY!" New Week proclaims "I COULDN'T TURN IT OFF! I TRIED TO, BUT THEY DID SOMETHING TO MY TV!" And Rolling Rocks describes it as "BETTER THAN SEX! AND LESS MESSY!" Wonderfalls, the show that answers the question, "What will a pretty lady do with 12 talking tchockes?" You want to know? You have to watch! Wonderfalls - Fridays nights, only on FOX.

Seriously ... writing Fox promos is your sooperseekrit job, right?

ETA: COMMed twice, it's that good.


Jon B. - Feb 09, 2004 5:40:50 pm PST #5397 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Wolfram, with his dream promo for Wonderfalls: WonderFalls, the new reality series from the creators of Is This Thing On and You're Wearing My Pants! One sexy woman. 12 talking tchockes. And a twist so BIZARRE, so SHOCKING, so TWISTED, you've got to see it to believe it! Forget everything you've come to expect from reality television. TVGuidance calls it "THE BEST DAMN SHOW ON TELEVISION EVER! REALLY!" New Week proclaims "I COULDN'T TURN IT OFF! I TRIED TO, BUT THEY DID SOMETHING TO MY TV!" And Rolling Rocks describes it as "BETTER THAN SEX! AND LESS MESSY!" Wonderfalls, the show that answers the question, "What will a pretty lady do with 12 talking tchockes?" You want to know? You have to watch! Wonderfalls - Fridays nights, only on FOX.

ETA: Damn you, JenP!!


amych - Feb 09, 2004 5:41:50 pm PST #5398 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

OMG. It's the rare and elusive double-COMM.


Wolfram - Feb 09, 2004 5:47:59 pm PST #5399 of 10000
Visilurking

Seriously ... writing Fox promos is your sooperseekrit job, right?

I knew I'd get outed sooner or later. But done right, it would get the viewers. Sadly enough.