Wash ,'Objects In Space'
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Anne in Bitches...on dealing with her heating problem
The nice heating and cooling people are here, earlier than they said they'd be.
They're fixing things up properly.
Still, when I talk to the PTB at the oil company this afternoon, I will be reciting to myself the following mantras:
What would deb grabien do?
What would ita do?
What would shrift do?
What would Allyson do?
And so on. If things get very, very thorny, I will pull out the equivalent of a tac nuke:
What would Clovis do?
Natter:
Madrigal: maybe since other sports like hockey and soccer have Cups, football felt it had to go bigger and have Bowls. This would mean that sports like bowling and ultimate frisbee should have Spoons.
Madrigal Costello:
I just want Lex and Scott Evil to be able to find some support group together. I do think Lionel is trying to do everything short of raise Lex in an evil-genius Skinner box.
Raquel:
We took a pass on the SuperBowl parties, not really being able to get into the whole thing, but now my husband's doing his Greek homework in front of the TV. Whenever I hear the music, I go watch the commercials...I asked him who he's rooting for and he said "Many casualties." In Greek. So that's okay then.
Madrigal Costello:
I'm just in a sort of "lunch or stay on with Buffistas?" kind of place. It's like Sophie's Choice, if one of her children was a turkey sandwich.
In Natter, re JZ's decorating woes:
Teppy: Maybe after the wedding you can move into a crackhouse.
JZ: Sometimes I worry that crackhouse inhabitants would sneer at us for ruining the neighborhood. Hec is a packrat, and even after getting rid of practically everything I own to move in with him I find that I still can't rid myself of the habit of leaving my seven remaining possessions scattered all over the floor.
Awww, man, first the villainous and utterly baseless slander, and now it's immortalized in COMM.
JZ calling me a packrat is not unlike Prince accusing Michael Jackson of freakiness.
Dude, compared to Michael Jackson, Prince is Bill O'Reilley.
Dude, compared to Michael Jackson, Prince is Bill O'Reilley.
I think you missed the latest memo about Prince's religious conversion.
I think he missed the memo about Bill O'Reilly.