Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please.

Connor ,'Not Fade Away'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 30, 2004 9:52:25 am PST #5333 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Shrift, fighting the tech war in Natter:

Yes, exactly, and then spontaneously rebooting. I went over and asked the server software what was wrong. "Did something go boom?"

"No, I feel fine, really."

"Low blood sugar? Get dizzy and fall down?"

"Perfectly healthy, come to think of it."

"Eat some dodgy clams?"

"Not that I can recall."

"Then why'd you reboot?"

"Couldn't say."

t squint "I'm on to you, you know."

"Take one more step closer to that server rack, and I will show you a whole new meaning for PAIN!"

Stupid server only won the subsequent stare-down because it paid off another server to act like a turtle having grand mal seizures.


Betsy HP - Jan 30, 2004 12:26:56 pm PST #5334 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

ita: I have a question for ... well, I dunno who. It was suggested that a tomboy was "a dream girlfriend" because she likes to do everything that the guy does. My reaction to that statement is "There's an outside chance you date chicks, but a much slimmer one that you hang out with other guys that do."


Sue - Jan 30, 2004 3:28:48 pm PST #5335 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Sue - Jan 30, 2004 3:29:06 pm PST #5336 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Elena, starting a new deathmatch:

And now we have the first Hellish Cup, wherein we set Dawn against herself and let her bleed and die. To 10.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 30, 2004 6:32:18 pm PST #5337 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And now we have the first Hellish Cup, wherein we set Dawn against herself and let her bleed and die. To 10.

Actually, it just occurred to me that we've already done Tara and Faith, so this is more Hellish Cup Round 3.


Katie M - Jan 30, 2004 8:45:58 pm PST #5338 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Emily in Natter:

I always did want to be a tomboy, but it seemed to involve too much physicality. And sports.


Katie M - Jan 31, 2004 5:59:42 pm PST #5339 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Madrigal in Natter:

"Fuck the vegetables, there ain't no cooking going on because the bible says Jesus phones for pizza."

Mmm, pizza. That sounds really good, actually.


Anne W. - Feb 01, 2004 2:49:50 am PST #5340 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Gandalfe, in Movies:

Trying to explain camp to a gay man is like trying to explain Star Trek to a geek. I'm sure it's technically possible, but it just shouldn't be necessary.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2004 3:45:12 am PST #5341 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Nilly, in Natter:

They became a real tribe, much like the Roman empirial family, with incest and murder and jealousy and pretty colorful feathers.

Talking about her family's pet birds.


DXMachina - Feb 01, 2004 5:26:53 am PST #5342 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nilly gets snarky in Natter...

That is another quiz whose page wouldn't open for me and let me play. I'll settle for knowing me on my own, without the internet telling me how. Like people did when the dinosaurs walked the earth.