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DXMachina - Feb 02, 2004 2:22:21 pm PST #5348 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter, re JZ's decorating woes:

Teppy: Maybe after the wedding you can move into a crackhouse.

JZ: Sometimes I worry that crackhouse inhabitants would sneer at us for ruining the neighborhood. Hec is a packrat, and even after getting rid of practically everything I own to move in with him I find that I still can't rid myself of the habit of leaving my seven remaining possessions scattered all over the floor.

DavidS - Feb 02, 2004 2:24:04 pm PST #5349 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Awww, man, first the villainous and utterly baseless slander, and now it's immortalized in COMM.

JZ calling me a packrat is not unlike Prince accusing Michael Jackson of freakiness.

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 02, 2004 2:25:16 pm PST #5350 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Dude, compared to Michael Jackson, Prince is Bill O'Reilley.

DavidS - Feb 02, 2004 2:26:45 pm PST #5351 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dude, compared to Michael Jackson, Prince is Bill O'Reilley.

I think you missed the latest memo about Prince's religious conversion.

Emily - Feb 02, 2004 2:47:10 pm PST #5352 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I think he missed the memo about Bill O'Reilly.

DavidS - Feb 02, 2004 3:00:37 pm PST #5353 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think he missed the memo about Bill O'Reilly.

Matt! You are not getting The Memos! Go get some memos immediately.

Volans - Feb 02, 2004 4:00:47 pm PST #5354 of 10000
move out and draw fire

Teppy, making a short list in Bitches:

::ahem::

Atkins! Seat belts! Gerunds! Prescriptivism! Descriptivism! Cilantro!

::ahem::

Sorry. I just felt a sudden need to invoke some of the many things that get Buffistas all riled up.

Steph L. - Feb 02, 2004 4:05:18 pm PST #5355 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Great Write Way:

Holli: Between high school litmag and bad fanfic, I figure I'm pretty well inured to the worst of what the publishing industry can throw at me. Which is good, because I fully expect to spend a lot of time with the slush pile if I intern for a publishing company.

Victor: Heh, heh, heh.

You think you know. What you are. What's to come. You haven't even begun.

Frankenbuddha - Feb 02, 2004 6:10:21 pm PST #5356 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh my, thank dog for COMM, because I don't read the Write Way thread and Victor's quote just made me laugh harder than anything I've read all day.

It's funny cause it's true!

Theodosia - Feb 03, 2004 2:32:54 am PST #5357 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Daniel C. Jensen:

Why is it a commercial with a dog attacking a man's genitals gathers nary a blink at the FCC, but a bare tit sends their world into a tizzy?

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