My work's illegal, but at least it's honest.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2004 3:45:12 am PST #5341 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Nilly, in Natter:

They became a real tribe, much like the Roman empirial family, with incest and murder and jealousy and pretty colorful feathers.

Talking about her family's pet birds.


DXMachina - Feb 01, 2004 5:26:53 am PST #5342 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nilly gets snarky in Natter...

That is another quiz whose page wouldn't open for me and let me play. I'll settle for knowing me on my own, without the internet telling me how. Like people did when the dinosaurs walked the earth.


vw bug - Feb 01, 2004 5:39:08 am PST #5343 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Anne in Bitches...on dealing with her heating problem

The nice heating and cooling people are here, earlier than they said they'd be.

They're fixing things up properly.

Still, when I talk to the PTB at the oil company this afternoon, I will be reciting to myself the following mantras:

What would deb grabien do?
What would ita do?
What would shrift do?
What would Allyson do?

And so on. If things get very, very thorny, I will pull out the equivalent of a tac nuke:

What would Clovis do?


Nilly - Feb 01, 2004 7:58:04 am PST #5344 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

Madrigal: maybe since other sports like hockey and soccer have Cups, football felt it had to go bigger and have Bowls. This would mean that sports like bowling and ultimate frisbee should have Spoons.


Theodosia - Feb 01, 2004 2:35:52 pm PST #5345 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal Costello:

I just want Lex and Scott Evil to be able to find some support group together. I do think Lionel is trying to do everything short of raise Lex in an evil-genius Skinner box.


Theodosia - Feb 01, 2004 3:22:19 pm PST #5346 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Raquel:

We took a pass on the SuperBowl parties, not really being able to get into the whole thing, but now my husband's doing his Greek homework in front of the TV. Whenever I hear the music, I go watch the commercials...I asked him who he's rooting for and he said "Many casualties." In Greek. So that's okay then.


Theodosia - Feb 02, 2004 6:57:05 am PST #5347 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal Costello:

I'm just in a sort of "lunch or stay on with Buffistas?" kind of place. It's like Sophie's Choice, if one of her children was a turkey sandwich.


DXMachina - Feb 02, 2004 2:22:21 pm PST #5348 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter, re JZ's decorating woes:

Teppy: Maybe after the wedding you can move into a crackhouse.

JZ: Sometimes I worry that crackhouse inhabitants would sneer at us for ruining the neighborhood. Hec is a packrat, and even after getting rid of practically everything I own to move in with him I find that I still can't rid myself of the habit of leaving my seven remaining possessions scattered all over the floor.


DavidS - Feb 02, 2004 2:24:04 pm PST #5349 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Awww, man, first the villainous and utterly baseless slander, and now it's immortalized in COMM.

JZ calling me a packrat is not unlike Prince accusing Michael Jackson of freakiness.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 02, 2004 2:25:16 pm PST #5350 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Dude, compared to Michael Jackson, Prince is Bill O'Reilley.