Raquel on The Butterfly Effect starring Ashton Kutcher:

My only knowledge of the movie is that the first time I saw the preview, a guy sitting next to me in the theater yelled "Dan Savage wants your phone number, Ashton!" and someone who may have been my husband yelled back, "Dan's too good for Ashton!" and the rest of the preview was lost in Dan/Ashton/Demi snarking.

Steph L.:

See, that's another movie I felt like I should get, but I totally didn't.

I fear I'm one brain cell away from only liking movies with Brittney Spears in them.

Jess Pmoon: Labyrinth has Muppets and David Bowie in really tight pants. What's not to love?

Jilli: That the girl is a brainless idiot, because if David Bowie stole MY (hypothetical) baby brother and offered to be my love slave if I didn't try and rescue the brat, I would NOT say "You have no power over me". I'd be offering cousins and kids from the neighborhood as a signing bonuses.

I'm the Straight Person up there.

Speaking of JessPMoon, this is from Angel Spoilers:

Nah, I'd rather see Jilli get [a guest appearance on Angel]. They'll take one look at her and instantly formulate a mini-arc about an evil Victorian governess vamped by Dru when she needed someone to watch Miss Edith, who comes back to terrorize the MoG.

askye, in Movies:

I've seen Run Lola Run. I'd heard a lot about it but I ended up fast forwarding through most of it.

She wasn't running fast enough.

David mocking Teppy, in Movies:

What exactly do you do for fun in Cincinnati anyway? Gopher smacking day? National Censorship Week? We Insist On Calling Our Spaghetti Sauce Chili Because We Don't Know Any Better Month?

Gus helping Aurelia out, in Natter:

Old DUDE, cheated out of his earlier bid for KATIE’s sister FOXYLADY and still on the lookout for a young wife, now has his eye on BLONDIE’s younger sister D-CUP. He may have worked himself into her father REALLY CRUSTY OLD DUDE’s good books, but he has a rival in young WELLHUNG. D-CUP returns WELLHUNG’s love but refuses to elope with him. She scorns DUDE’s wealth and demands her right to marry whom she pleases. BLONDIE, likewise, declares herself more than a match for her new husband: she is no longer as meek as she has hitherto appeared. Inspired by FOXYLADY, BLONDIE announces that she will refuse to sleep with her husband until she has tamed him to her will. The men’s laddish anticipation of the wedding night is interrupted by Grumio’s announcement that BLONDIE has barricaded herself into her room along with FOXYLADY and refuses to admit NOTSOWELLHUNG. NOTSOWELLHUNG is outraged – and baffled. The men vow revenge. News of the women’s revolt is beginning to spread and others join the cause. D-CUP appears to reject both her suitors – hoping that WELLHUNG realises that in his case it’s only a ruse – and, threatened with imminent marriage to DUDE, she joins forces with BLONDIE and FOXYLADY. WELLHUNG, disillusioned by D-CUP’s apparent dismissal, vows never to love again and accepts a wager from Tranio to this effect. Tranio, however, has another agenda. NOTSOWELLHUNG, still at a loss, accepts the various conditions the women offer, one of which is that D-CUP shall not be forced to marry anyone for a month. The women abandon their refuge, but as BLONDIE still refuses NOTSOWELLHUNG his marital rights, he resorts to other stratagems. In a plot to bring D-CUP and WELLHUNG together again, FOXYLADY and Tranio persuade D-CUP to put it out that guilt and repentance have brought her into a sickness. When her former suitors visit her, papers are signed. NOTSOWELLHUNG declares that he has had enough and intends to go travelling. BLONDIE, apparently taking him at his word, is delighted and declares in her turn that when he returns from his voyage a changed man, she will welcome him back. But as the luggage is being stowed on board, word comes that NOTSOWELLHUNG is dead.

Anne W., in Spoilers:

I swear, the folks on AtS have the worst luck with portals. Given the way that portals tend to work out for them, I half expect to find out that they're manufactured by ACME.

Heh. Whitefonted, it reads like AtS MadLibs.