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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Rebecca Lizard - Oct 25, 2002 8:08:04 pm PDT #530 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Bwah!

ted r, firefly:

I'm sorry I missed Tim. I wanted to ask if there were any job openings at ME for someone to watch all the episodes of all three shows and like...really appreciate them. And say things such as, "Good work Tim!" And get paid.

[edited to close ita's errant blockquote. ooh, ita.]

Vortex - Oct 25, 2002 11:38:41 pm PDT #531 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Matt the Bruins fan--

I'll take evil over nekkid, though a combination of the two wouldn't hurt.

Theodosia - Oct 26, 2002 5:28:21 am PDT #532 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

PMM, on her (nonspoilery) reaction to Firefly:

And now I'm so firmly in love with this show, I want to take it to dinner, introduce it to all my friends. Hell, today it met my parents.

Noumenon - Oct 26, 2002 5:42:14 am PDT #533 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

I'll take evil over nekkid, though a combination of the two wouldn't hurt.

Will "evilnekkid" join the recently coined "wannabevil"?

DXMachina - Oct 26, 2002 7:05:37 am PDT #534 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Liese S. (non-spoilery for Firefly):

I shouted about the red button, too. The boys who were in my house recording made with the mockery. But I withstood it, because I am a Buffista, and because they're going to be in my house a lot, and lo, when comes a Friday night and they are there, then indeed will the bright light of Firefly rise and shine amongst them, and toasters are made with the sweat and tears of many inadvertent viewings.

DXMachina - Oct 26, 2002 7:09:30 am PDT #535 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

ita, in Firefly, on Tim Minear's evilitude:

God, he's evil.

"No he's not. He needs to kill Inara to really be evil. He's just evil-lite. Faux-evil. Wannabevil."

§ ita § - Oct 26, 2002 10:53:11 am PDT #536 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tim Minear, in Firefly:

I was sitting there trying to write and thinking, "God. Not a funny story. I don't know any funny stories. I can't do this. Nothing's funny. And nothing's worse than some lame-ass fake funny story in a scene written by some lame- ass writer."

victor infante - Oct 26, 2002 11:01:28 am PDT #537 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Ita, in Firefly:

Yay for bad-ass women and the talented doofs that love them.

stop looking at me like that

Cindy - Oct 26, 2002 1:56:33 pm PDT #538 of 10000
Nobody

(This is rather shameless of me on about 13 levels)

Non-spoiling Tim Minear in Firefly

"Of course he mocked me during my 3 allergy attacks. Bastard"

Cindy, what's his name? I'll kill him in a future episode.

Cindy - Oct 26, 2002 1:57:51 pm PDT #539 of 10000
Nobody

Allyson in Buffy 1:

Agreed. I want it to end on a note of passion, tragedy, pain, and snark. Leave me with pretty memories, so that I'll really miss our girl, and speak of her fondly. I don't want to be in some lame bar a year from now talking about how she broke my heart and slept with my best friend and drained my bank account. I'll sit there, bemoaning the injustice, swearing off Slayers for good, drinking bitter ale to match my bitter heart. It'll be pathetic, especially since you can't smoke in LA bars to add that noir effect.

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