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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Shrift on Smallville fanfic:
Well, I'm completely okay with reading stories where they go totally AU and toss the characters into a different milieu. I can handle Clark as a rentboy, Lex as a farmboy, or Lana as an interesting person, but the moment anyone takes Lex's cock away, I am consumed with uncomfortableness.
Apparently, this is where I draw the line that should not be crossed. "Thou shalt not give Lex an innie when he has such a nice outie."
Connie Neil, in Buffy 4:
The first few years we lived here and had fighter practice in the front yard, we'd have cop cars by all the time. Pretty soon, though, that stopped as word got around about the weird folk on the corner. We have actually heard that there are fewer incidents reported in our immediate neighborhood. Apparently word gets around taht the folks on the corner have blunt instruments and aren't afraid to use them. Then they see me hacking at snowmen with live steel . . . We can always tell when there's a new cop on the patrol. I think the department sends them out our way just to break them in.
Edited to correct what I meant to type.
Buffy 4, actually.
Theodosia in Natter, with the best advice I've heard all week:
There are times, sarameg, when it really pays not to listen to your own brain.
ita in Natter:
The SotU is why I don't have any good shows lined up on TiVo, isn't it?
tina f., in Natter:
Oh and tonight's the State of the Union! It's like the pre-Spring fashion shows; we get a preview of who we will be declaring war on this year. Very exciting.
I'm easily amused today, it seems. Not one, but two COMMs!
LotR:
Sumi: In India, they aren't getting RotK until February 6.
Tom Scola: That's understandable, it will take that long to splice in the musical numbers.
And in Angel 4:
ita: What's 21 grams in Imperial?
Trudy: Sir 21 grams?
21! That needs to be 21!
rushes off to edit ... wherever.
21! That needs to be 21!
Oh, the dilemma. Do I just change ita's post, or do I pretend Trudy has changed hers as well? Its immortalisation in the BRQG is in my hands...
BASTAAAAAAARDSSSSSSS!