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victor:
Thessaly and I, for some small time, had the best roommate ever. He paid his share of the rent, didn't make messes, was a genuine pleasure to be around and, on occasion, brought home Indian or Chinese food for everybody, just because. He's a wonderful, wonderful man and we love him dearly.
All of this is why we didn't throttle him for doing step-aerobics to ABBA every morning at 8 a.m.
tina f.:
Can I tell you how many times I came home from school to find my mother vacuuming to ABBA in her aerobics outfits (I guess it was Step 1: Do aerobics Step 2: Vacuum. Though it might have just been Step 1: Put on leotard and vacuum to ABBA.).
But yeah - she fed me and loved me and had my back, so I forgave.
Steph L.:
Morning. Stop. So very tired. Stop. Incompetent!Boss being complete asshat. Stop. Send caffeine. Stop.
juliana:
run "OH caffeine delivery"
Ah, frell. I can't even fake programmer-speak anymore. I should go turn in my geek card.
Jess PMoon:
Here you go, Steph. [this is a link which leads to a nice cup of java]
Steph L.:
Nooooooooo! It's trapped in my monitor!!!!!
t runs for the sledgehammer, to free the coffee
During Buffy Quotables Death Matches...
Elena introduces the next round of Joyce quotes:
VOTE
1 - "Well, it seems that way to you. I made some lemonade, and I'm learning how to play mah-jongg. You go find your friends."
2 - "I'm not like this. I don't invite strange men over for coffee, it's just ... Oh, when you girls are older you'll understand. It's hard to date. Sometimes you just ... feel like giving up on men altogether."
victor infante votes:
I'm all about strange men.
Wait. Let me rephrase that.
Matt the Bruins Fan votes:
In mirror-image to Vic's post, "giving up on men altogether."
Elena announces the winner:
And strange men advance, as they so often do.
Boy. 18 months of nothing, and now twice in one day!
t /Den of Earth
billytea, in Bitches, instructing us all in the proper way to attract an emu:
Ok, here's what you do if you ever want to attract emus. First, go someplace with emus. I accept no responsibility for what might happen if you try this in the middle of LA or something. Next, lie down on your back. This is important as you don't want the emus to feel threatened. They're not aggressive in the way cassowaries are, but they are insecure. Yes, like Barbra Streisand before James Brolin. Now, poke your legs in the air and start doing bicycle kicks, and make gulpy grunting noises. (Also like Barbra Streisand before James Brolin.) Emus are curious birds, and it's entirely likely they've never seen anything like this before. So they'll just have to come over and investigate. And there you have your emus!
billytea:
Of course, now I have to act all noble and shit. Bugger.
Cass:
You have always been all noble and shit.
Ken Buddha,
with the setup in Quotables:
Isn't it amazing how you can barely see Cindy's lips move when I post. And now, Cindy will drink a glass of water while I recite the Serenity prayer.
Trudy,
with the response:
God grant me a spaceship with a glowing ass...
