Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Steph L.: Morning. Stop. So very tired. Stop. Incompetent!Boss being complete asshat. Stop. Send caffeine. Stop.
juliana: run "OH caffeine delivery"
Ah, frell. I can't even fake programmer-speak anymore. I should go turn in my geek card.
Jess PMoon: Here you go, Steph. [this is a link which leads to a nice cup of java]
Steph L.: Nooooooooo! It's trapped in my monitor!!!!!
t runs for the sledgehammer, to free the coffee
MechaKrelboyne:
It's all about Geek Cred. I used to have a pocket protector, just for clarity's sake, but I lost it in a mosh pit.
Natter:
Lyra Jane: I spent more than 3 mos. in England since 2980.
Jess PMoon: Lyra Jane is from the future!
Lyra Jane: Damn, I gave my secret away! Curse you, wee typing fingers...
(And of course I have nothing better to do than hang out online. Not much has changed in the last millenium.)
During Buffy Quotables Death Matches...
Elena introduces the next round of Joyce quotes:
VOTE
1 - "Well, it seems that way to you. I made some lemonade, and I'm learning how to play mah-jongg. You go find your friends."
2 - "I'm not like this. I don't invite strange men over for coffee, it's just ... Oh, when you girls are older you'll understand. It's hard to date. Sometimes you just ... feel like giving up on men altogether."
victor infante votes:
I'm all about strange men.
Wait. Let me rephrase that.
Matt the Bruins Fan votes:
In mirror-image to Vic's post, "giving up on men altogether."
Elena announces the winner:
And strange men advance, as they so often do.
Victor in Music:
Peace and love were great and all, but sometimes it just makes more sense to burn things.
Boy. 18 months of nothing, and now twice in one day!
t /Den of Earth
billytea, in Bitches, instructing us all in the proper way to attract an emu:
Ok, here's what you do if you ever want to attract emus. First, go someplace with emus. I accept no responsibility for what might happen if you try this in the middle of LA or something. Next, lie down on your back. This is important as you don't want the emus to feel threatened. They're not aggressive in the way cassowaries are, but they are insecure. Yes, like Barbra Streisand before James Brolin. Now, poke your legs in the air and start doing bicycle kicks, and make gulpy grunting noises. (Also like Barbra Streisand before James Brolin.) Emus are curious birds, and it's entirely likely they've never seen anything like this before. So they'll just have to come over and investigate. And there you have your emus!
billytea: Of course, now I have to act all noble and shit. Bugger.
Cass: You have always been all noble and shit.
Ken Buddha, with the setup in Quotables:
Isn't it amazing how you can barely see Cindy's lips move when I post. And now, Cindy will drink a glass of water while I recite the Serenity prayer.
Trudy, with the response:
God grant me a spaceship with a glowing ass...
?: (Except that you can't find a tough, scrawny old stewing hen to save your life, of course.)
Betsy HP: WORD. I am bitter and aggrieved.
Not nearly as aggrieved as I'd be if somebody were whirling me in the air to determine my gender, of course.
amych: Word. I'm sure I'd squawk, but whether it'd be the high squawk or the low one is anyone's guess.
