PMM: I'm wearing the pelt of Doyle on my head right now, and it's fuckin' great.
Because context is for wimps.
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
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victor infante - Oct 24, 2002 11:47:09 pm PDT #514 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
DXMachina - Oct 25, 2002 7:12:58 am PDT #515 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Theodosia -
Never doubt me, Steph, or my dry-itch-eyed, insomnia-laden presence here in the morning. Wherever there's a sunrise, I'll be there to stare resentfully in its face.
DXMachina - Oct 25, 2002 7:18:50 am PDT #516 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Nutty -
You know, it's gotta be hard to be a scary stalker ex-boyfriend when your girlfriend's father is 6 inches taller than you.
P.M. Marc - Oct 25, 2002 9:56:26 am PDT #517 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
We're starting to use Tim the way we used to use Drusilla.
"Sic 'em, evil vampire! And while you're at it, kill my next-door neighbor who plays Metallica!"
Betsy in Firefly.
Betsy HP - Oct 25, 2002 10:51:41 am PDT #518 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Scrappy in Natter:
Strippers aim NOT to get guys off. The goal of a strip joint is to keep guys in there and spending money as long as possible, and orgasm tends to make guys leave.
Noumenon - Oct 25, 2002 12:42:16 pm PDT #519 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Then why is it called "coming"?
DXMachina - Oct 25, 2002 12:51:32 pm PDT #520 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
All that coming and going...
Betsy HP - Oct 25, 2002 12:58:06 pm PDT #521 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
...and always too soon. t /Mel Brooks
Fred Pete - Oct 25, 2002 2:10:19 pm PDT #522 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
billytea in Natter:
Monica Lewinsky was heard to respond, "I am not having sex with Little Elvis! Though I'm starting to think that you are."
(Edited to fix formatting.)
Jon B. - Oct 25, 2002 2:53:49 pm PDT #523 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
I think you need the full quote...
Billytea:
While on the subject of politics, I came across this quote about Clinton from a Republican California rep, Bob Dornan:
"The Commander-in-Chief is jogging in San Franciscl in his slit-up-the-sides silk girlie-girlie jogging pants showing us those beautiful white doughboy thighs of his."
Monica Lewinsky was heard to respond, "I am not having sex with Little Elvis! Though I'm starting to think that you are."