We're starting to use Tim the way we used to use Drusilla.
"Sic 'em, evil vampire! And while you're at it, kill my next-door neighbor who plays Metallica!"
Betsy in Firefly.
We're proud to say that the Class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history.
Jonathan ,'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
P.M. Marc - Oct 25, 2002 9:56:26 am PDT #517 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Betsy HP - Oct 25, 2002 10:51:41 am PDT #518 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Scrappy in Natter:
Strippers aim NOT to get guys off. The goal of a strip joint is to keep guys in there and spending money as long as possible, and orgasm tends to make guys leave.
Noumenon - Oct 25, 2002 12:42:16 pm PDT #519 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Then why is it called "coming"?
DXMachina - Oct 25, 2002 12:51:32 pm PDT #520 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
All that coming and going...
Betsy HP - Oct 25, 2002 12:58:06 pm PDT #521 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
...and always too soon. t /Mel Brooks
Fred Pete - Oct 25, 2002 2:10:19 pm PDT #522 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
billytea in Natter:
Monica Lewinsky was heard to respond, "I am not having sex with Little Elvis! Though I'm starting to think that you are."
(Edited to fix formatting.)
Jon B. - Oct 25, 2002 2:53:49 pm PDT #523 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
I think you need the full quote...
Billytea:
While on the subject of politics, I came across this quote about Clinton from a Republican California rep, Bob Dornan:
"The Commander-in-Chief is jogging in San Franciscl in his slit-up-the-sides silk girlie-girlie jogging pants showing us those beautiful white doughboy thighs of his."
Monica Lewinsky was heard to respond, "I am not having sex with Little Elvis! Though I'm starting to think that you are."
vw bug - Oct 25, 2002 3:00:42 pm PDT #524 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
JessPMoon in NAFDA Buffy (non-spoilery)
I think that "In every generation, there is a Chosen One..." scans a lot better than "Every few years, there are a number of potential Chosen Ones..."
Trudy Booth - Oct 25, 2002 3:33:55 pm PDT #525 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
But we don't know that. I mean people in Northern Boacnialand could be getting eaten by giant snakes or pulled underground by plant demons and we're over here all lalalala.
-- Heather Alayne
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 25, 2002 3:55:59 pm PDT #526 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
connie neil:
I'm eating pumpkin chocolate chip cookies. Evil numminess, nummy evil.
Heather Alayne:
Remember on Sienfeld, when he used the black and white cookie as an illustration of racial harmony?
I'm thinking the pumpkin chocolate chip cookie is the cookie illustration of X/S.