Buffistas

Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

First Previous Next Last Recent

billytea - Oct 24, 2002 11:23:32 am PDT #504 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

ita, in Natter:

Here's a tip. Take some time to celebrate the really nasty people you didn't have sex with. Look at that rude guy behind the counter at Zingerman who stares at your breasts while he takes your order. You didn't go down on him! Yay, you! And the hobo that yells rude things at you when you walk past him? No sexing for him. The really boring guy in class? So not getting any of your honey.

scrappy - Oct 24, 2002 12:32:07 pm PDT #505 of 10000

Nobody

I think ita's quote should go with Fayjay's "fucking great" in the Buffista Hall of Fame.

Jessica - Oct 24, 2002 1:43:41 pm PDT #506 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hec:

Dude, you can't be a gigolo if you don't know how to spell it. Your business cards will look ridiculous.

Theodosia - Oct 24, 2002 1:57:10 pm PDT #507 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily, enumerating a fanfic prose peeve:

Never use more than two adjectives to describe a body part. Unless, of course, it's papery, vibrating, and bright green.

Rebecca Lizard - Oct 24, 2002 2:46:39 pm PDT #508 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

giggling like a mad thing

esse - Oct 24, 2002 6:02:21 pm PDT #509 of 10000

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Smallville--

Ellen: Spreading the Yay, One Ho at a Time.

Kat - Oct 24, 2002 6:53:26 pm PDT #510 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

s.a., can you put where that quote is from?

From NAFDA Buffy:

"So along with the funky flowers, Willow's connected to the corpses." - Madrigal.

Funny to me because, it means It's all connected even the really smelly rotty stuff.

Kat - Oct 24, 2002 7:10:08 pm PDT #511 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Buffy NAFDA - completely non spoilery..

An exchange about ita's sartorial choices:

Lori:

The snakeskin blazer would be stealthy in the right crowd.

Burrell:

Yeah, like the 42nd Annual Pimp Convention in Las Vegas.

Allyson:

It's the right crowd.

Beverly - Oct 24, 2002 11:34:15 pm PDT #512 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Hil in Firefly:

I'm tired and not making sense, even to myself, and I've been redundantly Spanishizing Portuguese people, so I'm going to bed.

victor infante - Oct 24, 2002 11:37:06 pm PDT #513 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Burrell: It's not like I want him to die. It's just that someone's gotta go.

Trudy: Tim, how much do you enjoy that we assume this?

Tim: Trudy, I think ya'll have a healthsome blood lust.

First Previous Next Last Recent