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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Trudy Booth - Dec 24, 2003 5:10:58 am PST #5136 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Just cackled in the office, drew stares...

NoiseDesign: Oh, and I chatted with Mom for a bit, and I've found out that they met my biological mom, her name is Heather. She was 18 when she had me and that my dad was apparently a golf pro who knocked her up.

I guess I should try my hand at golf.

Theodosia - Dec 24, 2003 9:08:13 am PST #5137 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Trudy Booth:

I take comfort in the fact that Vulcans get less slutty looking as the centuries proceed.

sj - Dec 25, 2003 7:16:16 am PST #5138 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

scrappy in Bitches:

I hope everyone finds their own happiness today, even if is has to be grabbed in short doses in between coping with dopes!

Cindy - Dec 26, 2003 4:08:04 am PST #5139 of 10000

Nobody

In Natter...

Betsy HP: One of Princess Anne's bull terriers, the same one that attacked two children in a park earlier this year, killed one of the Queen's corgis.

DXMachina: We. Are not. Amused.

Cindy - Dec 26, 2003 4:09:41 am PST #5140 of 10000

Nobody

In Natter...

Allyson: I have lost the ability multitask. Damn.

Aimée: I have lost the ability to task.

Jon B. - Dec 26, 2003 9:32:20 am PST #5141 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

One month, for 180 posts, ago, Ken asked:

This just brought up a question - has Lorne ever sung "It's not easy being green"?

And the long-awaited answer is -- Yes! In "The House Always Wins" (season 4, where the gang rescues Lorne out of Vegas).

Cindy - Dec 26, 2003 11:24:20 am PST #5142 of 10000

Nobody

(I was thinking "Lorne Greene" rather than green Lorne for way more minutes than is excusable.)

edited to actually COMM someone in addition to the above Natter...

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Cass in Bitches: My company was just described as "unpretentious." We sound like a decent though insipid wine.

DCJensen - Dec 26, 2003 1:29:57 pm PST #5143 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Madrigal in Natter, totaly bereft of context:

I'm an old-fashioned girl who just does it on the floor and has no need for this modern metal folding devices, padded or not

Trudy Booth - Dec 26, 2003 8:57:41 pm PST #5144 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

billytea: They put proboscis monkeys in. Gee, it's got a big nose. Big whoop. Naked mole rats have teeth so big they still stick out even when it's mouth's closed, they're blind, they're hairless, they have no subcutaneous layer of fat, one of the lowest body temperatures of any mammal, and they have the whole eusocial community structure going for them. How do you pass that up?

aurelia - Dec 26, 2003 9:22:46 pm PST #5145 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Matt the Bruins fan:

Predestination, feh. I think God's making it all up as She goes along, just like Chris Carter. That's how we got Bush cast as the male lead when Clinton decided he wanted to move to L.A. to spend more time with Tea Leoni. Or something.

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