Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.

'Heart Of Gold'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cindy - Dec 26, 2003 4:09:41 am PST #5140 of 10000
Nobody

In Natter...

Allyson: I have lost the ability multitask. Damn.

Aimée: I have lost the ability to task.


Jon B. - Dec 26, 2003 9:32:20 am PST #5141 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

One month, for 180 posts, ago, Ken asked:

This just brought up a question - has Lorne ever sung "It's not easy being green"?

And the long-awaited answer is -- Yes! In "The House Always Wins" (season 4, where the gang rescues Lorne out of Vegas).


Cindy - Dec 26, 2003 11:24:20 am PST #5142 of 10000
Nobody

(I was thinking "Lorne Greene" rather than green Lorne for way more minutes than is excusable.)

edited to actually COMM someone in addition to the above Natter...

...

Cass in Bitches: My company was just described as "unpretentious." We sound like a decent though insipid wine.


DCJensen - Dec 26, 2003 1:29:57 pm PST #5143 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Madrigal in Natter, totaly bereft of context:

I'm an old-fashioned girl who just does it on the floor and has no need for this modern metal folding devices, padded or not


Trudy Booth - Dec 26, 2003 8:57:41 pm PST #5144 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

billytea: They put proboscis monkeys in. Gee, it's got a big nose. Big whoop. Naked mole rats have teeth so big they still stick out even when it's mouth's closed, they're blind, they're hairless, they have no subcutaneous layer of fat, one of the lowest body temperatures of any mammal, and they have the whole eusocial community structure going for them. How do you pass that up?


aurelia - Dec 26, 2003 9:22:46 pm PST #5145 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Matt the Bruins fan:

Predestination, feh. I think God's making it all up as She goes along, just like Chris Carter. That's how we got Bush cast as the male lead when Clinton decided he wanted to move to L.A. to spend more time with Tea Leoni. Or something.


Cindy - Dec 27, 2003 3:31:49 pm PST #5146 of 10000
Nobody

Theodosia in The Minearverse: I've worn the "What Scrappy Said" t-shirt so long it's in tatters and I have to reorder.


Theodosia - Dec 27, 2003 5:35:23 pm PST #5147 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Tim Minear, in the Firefly topic:

Writing is like feeling your way through the dark, and having the dark feel you back.


aurelia - Dec 27, 2003 10:22:04 pm PST #5148 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I may be the only one who finds this funny, but I do. So there.

Trudy, talking tech theatre in Natter:

Gobo! THAT'S the name I was looking for!

I knew it sounded like Hobbit.


Cindy - Dec 28, 2003 2:43:10 am PST #5149 of 10000
Nobody

In Natter...

A Serial Posting Noise Design:

John Wayne Gacy

Huh, looks like I killed the thread...oops.

scrappy:

Killed the thread, buried it in your basement, then did a painting of a clown.