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deborah grabien - Dec 23, 2003 9:11:04 am PST #5126 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

OK, I just got sick laughing.

Miracleman in Bitches, in re Christmas elves hiding under his keyboard:

Are a;lrjket not. I'm fully aw;qwl;kennv082u aware that Christmas elves wouldn't venture this far south until qlwkejnvas GODS DAMN IT Christmas Eve.

Look, you short little fuckos, if you're going q;o4iwj=0432? to mess with my typing, at least pass on to your boss that I could really use a new deuterium injection system for my tokamak.

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erinaceous - Dec 23, 2003 9:27:21 am PST #5127 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

scrappy, in Natter, 700 posts ago:

The only way a freezer would keep me from eating homemade fudge would be if it was padlocked, sunk to the bottom of the ocean, and guarded by sharks.

sj - Dec 23, 2003 11:09:22 am PST #5128 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Gleebo in Firefly:

Tim could have a great show to counter Tru Calling. He could have someone killed in a bloody orgy of death, then after they are dead they turn to him and say "Try harder, not gruesome or ironic enough". Then the whole day starts over and he is left to find a much more terrible form of murdering the same person all over again.

billytea - Dec 23, 2003 11:42:46 am PST #5129 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Deena, in Bitches:

I have two cast iron frying pans and a cast iron griddle. If I had a prehensile tail, I could beat him from three different directions.

bon bon - Dec 23, 2003 11:53:48 am PST #5130 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Betsy in Natter.

If you tucked Cool Mint Strips under your pasties, they would melt and your nipples would get all tingly. If you tucked in Tic Tacs, the candy shell would protect them.

"Melts in your mouth... not on your teats!"

Trudy Booth - Dec 23, 2003 12:15:26 pm PST #5131 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Context be damned...

ita: Curses. That one didn't make me sneeze either.

Maybe I broke them by sticking them in my underwear?

Betsy HP - Dec 23, 2003 12:18:24 pm PST #5132 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Me: How do you stick something in a bra without sticking it in the cup? Isn't that what the cup is *for*?

ita: Mmm. When I stick bills in my bra, it's always under the strap. The oral care strips went under the band, in front, between the ladies. But they could also go in the cup, cleavage side, or in the bit of the cup facing downwards.

And I really should have gone into the washroom before testing.

Katie M - Dec 23, 2003 3:58:35 pm PST #5133 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Jess PMoon in RotK:

In the movies, the good guys (other than the Fellowship) are represented by a country run by a madman and a country run by a guy with a death wish and no tactical skills. Not much to root for, when you think about it.

Volans - Dec 23, 2003 5:00:45 pm PST #5134 of 10000
move out and draw fire

...then Matt brings it home:

And Jess pegs the reason I'm a Canadian sympathizer rather than U.S. or Great Britian

Trudy Booth - Dec 23, 2003 8:39:17 pm PST #5135 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Our Matty is on a roll...

Matt the Bruins fan: The one good thing about living in a self-sufficient cultural backwater? Nuclear War wasn't that big a worry.

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